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I love these.

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A few other good ones:

Confucius Say:

Man who live in glass house should shit in basement.

Confucius Say:

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man who scratch ass should not chew fingernails.

Confucius Say:

Wars not determine who right. Wars determine who left.

Confucius Say:

It take many nail to build crib. Only take one screw to fill it.

Confucius Say:

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Ha ha!

I love those too!  I got a ton of 'em!

Confucius Say:

He who farts in church, sits in own pew!

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Man who take woman camping bound to have one in tent!

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Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok!

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Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time!

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Man with holes in pockets feel cocky all day!

Confucius Say:

Man who lay woman on ground will get peace on earth!

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Confucius Say:

Baseball is wrong.....man with four balls.....cannot walk.

I dont get it. This a meme or something?

Confucius was a real person...and just like Chuck Norris......people have screwed with his sayings to make them funny.

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I dont get it. This a meme or something?

They're usually puns, but with a good setup. Some are also just witty quips or obvious statements wrapped up in the same presentation.

IE:

Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

It's a funny way of saying if a woman puts her husband out, he will sleep around.

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"It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you. "

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