DZComposer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I love these.GbFHGOAtgBoA few other good ones:Confucius Say:Man who live in glass house should shit in basement.Confucius Say:Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.Confucius Say:Man who scratch ass should not chew fingernails.Confucius Say:Wars not determine who right. Wars determine who left.Confucius Say:It take many nail to build crib. Only take one screw to fill it.Confucius Say:Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Ha ha!I love those too! I got a ton of 'em!Confucius Say:He who farts in church, sits in own pew!Confucius Say:Man who take woman camping bound to have one in tent!Confucius Say:Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok!Confucius Say:Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time!Confucius Say:Man with holes in pockets feel cocky all day!Confucius Say:Man who lay woman on ground will get peace on earth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Monroe Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I dont get it. This a meme or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid_Cortet Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Confucius Say:Baseball is wrong.....man with four balls.....cannot walk.I dont get it. This a meme or something?Confucius was a real person...and just like Chuck Norris......people have screwed with his sayings to make them funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I dont get it. This a meme or something?Naw, it's a joke, like Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck if..." jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted October 14, 2010 Author Share Posted October 14, 2010 I dont get it. This a meme or something?They're usually puns, but with a good setup. Some are also just witty quips or obvious statements wrapped up in the same presentation.IE: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.It's a funny way of saying if a woman puts her husband out, he will sleep around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid_Cortet Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 "It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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