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I Had the Strangest Dream Last Night...


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I had a very strange but highly entertaining dream last night. It started off with me and my "best friend" (who, incidentally, wasn't anyone I know in real life, it was some random archetypal late 80's/early 90's skater dude) hanging out at a video game store where my old stoner friend Marty and my co-worker's annoyingly awkward older brother worked. After chatting with them awhile, we noticed something was off, and then realized the floor beneath us- which had inexplicably become an ice hockey rink- was cracked like a shattered windshield, and began collapsing. We ran and just barely made it to safety in time, only to discover that apparently that was a sign that ZOMBIE ALIENS had invaded California (which is not where I live in real life either, but did in the dream). We outran them and made it to the parking lot, where we banded together with a bunch of other zombie alien attack survivors and fought some more off. Then my friend and I ran back to his house and began trying to build a fort out of the stuff in his bedroom when he got electrocuted by an electrical outlet. When I went to make sure he was ok, he confessed his real feelings towards me and tried to kiss me. Cut to the next scene (it was really like it cut to the next scene) and we're chilling in his living room on the couch eating hot dogs (not some cute sexual euphemism- we were actually eating hot dogs) when our parents and the zombie attack survivors came in, ready to start planning our next move, and his dad saw the hot dogs and got mad at us. Apparently, there were two kinds of hot dogs in the fridge- "Snake Dogs", which were supposed to be cooked on a hot dog grill only, and "Wappy Zappy Dogs", which were meant to be cooked specifically in the microwave, but we microwaved the Snake Dogs. The dream ended with him going over to the fridge and disgustedly showing us how the hot dogs were organized ("The Wappy Zappy Dogs are wrapped up in here...") before I woke up chuckling. Seriously, what the hell was that?

I love the name "Wappy Zappy Dogs" for microwaveable hot dogs though- reminds me of some product you'd find in an old cheesy 80's movie, which was kind of the feel of this whole dream. It was really all kinds of fun!

Feel free to post your own random dreams here! I know we had a similar topic awhile ago, but no one's posted in it for awhile and I didn't want to dredge.

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Hahaha, man! I had a good laught.

I musta have been a really cool dream!

Meh? my coolest dream, was one in which I stole a hovercar, while fighting the "United Planets" as they chased me.

Note: Yeah. They were freakin' PLANETS chasing me, lol. And shouting stuff I can't recall.

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OMG...that sounds funny..."They are wrapped here!!"

(ill post a dream later...lol)

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Guest Julius Quasar

I once dreamed that I was that second gunman on the grassy knoll who had shot Kennedy.  (Obviously an impossibility, it happened 19 years before I was born).  Weird though. 

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at least its not as weird as my last dream. I was being followed by a man in a sweater and a fadora wearing a razor glove. I'm not joking!  O_o

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Obviously I am, but please keep it clean.  :wink:

Then you are not hearing them.  :P

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So you're telling me your dreams involve cats?

ive had that lol.....so Don't worry FoXXX......i had a dream where I was babysitting a "friends" cat.....that looked almost like mine....then out of no where a "negative" version of my cat appeared.....my cat is white with a brown streak on his head....this cat was Black with a white streak on its head....

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I once dreamed where I was a cat, and my pet cat was a human.  I wanted to go out, but my pet cat (now a human) said to me "No, you can't go out!  It's too late to go out, and too dangerous!" (we live in a wilderness area, and there's lotsa wildlife active here, especially at night and late afternoon).  I said "But I want to go out, and it's still light out!" though those words came out of my mouth as a cat's meow, I understood what it meant.  My cat, as a human, didn't understand what I said, but I could understand every word he said to me.  I kept demanding to go out, and he kept telling me I couldn't go out.

In real life, where I'm the human and he's the cat, he demands to go out at night or the late afternoon, and I tell him he can't go out. 

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I once dreamed where I was a cat, and my pet cat was a human.  I wanted to go out, but my pet cat (now a human) said to me "No, you can't go out!  It's too late to go out, and too dangerous!" (we live in a wilderness area, and there's lotsa wildlife active here, especially at night and late afternoon).  I said "But I want to go out, and it's still light out!" though those words came out of my mouth as a cat's meow, I understood what it meant.  My cat, as a human, didn't understand what I said, but I could understand every word he said to me.  I kept demanding to go out, and he kept telling me I couldn't go out.

In real life, where I'm the human and he's the cat, he demands to go out at night or the late afternoon, and I tell him he can't go out.

Then probab'y you know how he feels, eh?

lol, I bet that dream was cool in it's way.

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Then probab'y you know how he feels, eh?

lol, I bet that dream was cool in it's way.

Oh yeah.  Also, it was a cool dream, yeah.

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Jeez, if you need to know about weird dreams, I'm the right guy for this!

I once had a dream where I was being chased by zombies at night.  I eventually find a field filled with rainbow poodles, whom the zombies start mutilating.  After running from them, I come into a building that's filled with rock stars from the '60's.  I then notice something in my coat pocket.  I pull it out, and it's a CD with the words "RayCav's Greatest Hits" written on it.  And then I wake up.

As for who RayCav is, he's this guy I know on another forum I post at.  Let's just say finding his CD was the scariest part of that dream.

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Last night I dreamed I had the house to myself on a Friday or Saturday night for the first time in a long time, and then Pigma kept trying to come into my house.  Thank God I had locked the front door ahead of time, he rattled the doorknob, rang my doorbell 100 times, tried to climb the side gate, but he couldn't.  He looked into and shouted into my windows, he called my house from his phone/communicator, he finally left me alone a few hours later, I had to turn off the lights, close the curtains, and stay out of sight.

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Last night I dreamed I had the house to myself on a Friday or Saturday night for the first time in a long time, and then Pigma kept trying to come into my house.  Thank God I had locked the front door ahead of time, he rattled the doorknob, rang my doorbell 100 times, tried to climb the side gate, but he couldn't.  He looked into and shouted into my windows, he called my house from his phone/communicator, he finally left me alone a few hours later, I had to turn off the lights, close the curtains, and stay out of sight.

Haha, man, you showed Pigma how... fat he is? :roll:

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It was strange...but then again good....I had a dream last night that I was in someones arms...and he wanted me in his arms....the strange part was......we were hugging right in front of my manager before I had to go to work xD

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