I Had the Strangest Dream Last Night...

[Guest Julius Quasar]

I once dreamed that I ran for the Office of the Mayor of my hometown...and Wolf O'Donnel was my political opponent!  The worst part was, Both Star Wolf AND Star Fox ran behind Wolf in his campaign. 

[Ellipzocore]

My most epic dream:

Now forgive me if i didn't get the version right or if there even needs a version... and i would like the mods to see if this belongs in the Brain Teasers, Puzzles, nd Jokes thread or not. Anyhow...

I would like a post of one of the weirdest dreams you have ever had or a recent weird dream (aren't all dreams weird?) and make sure to explain it in the best detail as possible, if you don't feel like it, then whatever, it is the Ward, where insanity is supposed to happen. I begin:

Why just the other day i was in my bed one morning and i wasn't going to school (Bronchitis, totally different thing though) and so i was going to sleep due to me being sick as all. So as I sleep, i dream that i get up and go to school. Now right there i should have woke up because that was a bad turn down Bizarre street. I then was walking down the 8th grade hallway with my winter gear on (it is NY after all) i was talking to my friend, then all of a sudden i get all upset. I remember i clearly was crying and saying "I forgot to stay home!" Now who forgets that? Then (like a lot of dreams) it skips to where i got home... but at my cousins house. I was in the computer room the whole time and of course, the computer room is at a different spot in the house (dreams seem to distort real life places for me) and then i was there looking out the window, i seen spotlights moving in the background sky (I know, weird.) Then my cousin was talking about these two kids looking out the window like we were hiding (like looking through the blinds type of thing) and talking about these two kids were always into trouble. Then somehow it sips to another scene in the room with a bunch of other kids and we were all cramped hiding from something. Then i and somebody else left the house to catch these kids, and then we were fighting. Then we were all on the ground and then it shows me on the ground reaching for the fallen "bad" kid and then i pick up this small bag. At first it looked like a small bag of cocaine or something, then (of course) the dream distorts it and it is a small handful or something of pennies. I throw it and then the dream skips to me back in the school. And sometimes parts of my dreams repeat. It goes back to the part to when i am standing there in the hallway talking to my friend. Then for some reason i scream "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" And right after that, I wake up! It took long enough! I remembered i looked at thge clock and it was 8:34 AM. This was one of the most Bizarre dreams i have ever had in my entire life that i have remembered. The scariest thing was that this dream actually felt real, like i could kind of feel cool air and grass. It was dreamed in color too.

So that is what i dreamed of i believe Wednesday morning. A long passage explaining my dream. I am still a little weirded out from that dream. And so i would like to see how weird and bizarre your dreams are.

[Guest Taranatar]

I once had a dream that a tiger got loose and began terorizing my hometown.  It then became sort of a suspense movie, that ended when the tiger ate a telemarketer.

[Guest SCoatiH]

I once had a dream that a tiger got loose and began terorizing my hometown.  It then became sort of a suspense movie, that ended when the tiger ate a telemarketer.

lol man, LOL! :yes:

[FoxMcCloud]

A while back I  remember having a dream to where I was flying a Med EVAC helicopter; we were hit be an RPG, and then EVERYTHING began to fail, I remember the engine failing and everything. I woke as the helicopter hit the ground. I woke up to myself sweating and panting heavily. I would have to say that was one of the scariest dreams I had ever had....

[Vulvokunvrii]

i had alot of...intersting dreams:

In fact today, i closed my eyes in class, an i saw the desk that i was sitting at while my eyes were closed.

On August 19th 2010 (yes i record the dates of the dreams) I was on a ship in the middle of space, with Butch DeLoria from Fallout 3. We talked for a while and started to explore said ship; then we ran into the Xenomorphs from AVP and we started to fight for out lives while running through the ship. After a while, a predator showed up and we ran for our lives throughout the ship. Eventually we ended up in some kind of control room and spoke to a woman (i didnt know who she was) and agreed to help her get the ship up and running. when we met up in the control room again, the predator showed up again; Butch and I fought the darn thing with guns and knives. Then, the Xenos showed up and one of them impaled Butch; but he was stil alive, barely. I had to leave the tail in im so he wouldnt bleed out; so it was up to me to fight the preadtor; after a few near death experiances, the predator's attention shift for a moment and it looked behind us for a moment. Thats when i took a strange knife (i remeber it was kinda small) and jammed it into his spine and it howled in pain and took it out of itsself and then fell face first onto the floor. Then i was seeing to Butch and then i woke up.

[Kid_Cortet]

Had one just recently. I was in a complex of some sort, running from the military. I had this strange ability. It wasn't flying, but if I pushed off, I would 'float' feet from the ground, and go in a straight line, and if I met up with a wall, I would simply push off that and go into another direct.

[Dragon Fox 05]

My dreams are extremely random just like Taranatar's avatar, so it's hard to keep up with them, but there here's one I was able to make some sense of...

I had a twelve hour sleeping marathon, where I was on a quest to capture as many legendary pokemon as possible. First, I went to an abandoned power plant a la Kanto in search of Zapdos. I get help from some local Pikachus, and I then walked outside to see a shadow in the water.  My newly captured Zapdos shot at it, and I now had a Lugia (it's a dream: it don't make no sense). My dream is a little blurry, but I end up with my original two pokemon, a pikachu, a lucario, and a ho oh. I'm passing by a river when a kyogre pops out and starts flying through the air. I drive my car after it. On the highway, there are robots that pull up to the side of your window with refreshments, and i grab a cuppa joe. Here is where I realized I was dreaming. I follow the legendary to an a city that looks like it's from I am legend, and lose sight of kyogre. Just then, clouds form in the sky, and a mega sized rayquaza starts coming straight me. I look at my pokemon so far, then I shout something like "Avengers! Assemble!" Then I woke up...

[FoxMcCloud]

I think watching Star Trek Voyager too much and staying up most of the time has made me delirious. I decided to take a nap two days ago, i remember waking up during my dream in a nap. I remember looking around and that I was not back at dorm side. In fact I was in the future a few years. I remember everything from the real world in my dream. I remember say "I am not from this time," man it was just CRAZY!. Then it went to some star trek style dreaming. Then I remember talking with one of my friends, and I accidentally skype video called him, and he accepted?!

Then from there I could see everything in the room. He had like a crazy uncle, some weird decorations on the wall. It was just creepy. Then it went to me Facebook chatting with people. It all felt so dang real. This has been by most far the creepiest and oddest dreams that I have ever had. This is the first time in years I have had such vivid dreams!!!

[Tiberius]

Jeez! How man trekkies do we have here? I dont feel alone anymore!

I had one of the most frightening nightmares. This was following an assembly of Columbine.

My friend, Megan and I were running through the school in a panic, trying to find a way out. There were two boys that I knew in tactical gear with all sorts of guns and bombs. She and I kept running and running for our lives, but then she stumbled. I turned around to help... But it was too late. The two boys shot her in the back as she tried to get up. I screamed "NO!" through natural impulse abd me loosing one of my best friends in life. I started running at them, but then stopped realzing I was stanind with a shotgun barrel pointed to my chest. BANG! One fatal wound to the chest. I fell backwards, still concious as the world was turning blood red. My head fell limp, facing my dead friend next to me. Ot was that moment when time was up that I realized how beautiful she looked, how great she treated me when bad things were happening, and the same with all of my other friends. It went black for a few minutes. Just like how mind usually is in its unconcious state.

Then I woke up from sleep in a cold sweat. I sure as heck was alive and I felt an odd pain in my chest. I looked down and didnt see anything. I fell back asleep, and dreamt again.

But the dream wasnt over. I was on a hospital bed. Megan was too. Apperently we were able to bleed out the wounds long enough for help to arrive and both recovered. She apperently came to first because was holding my hand waiting for me to wake up. Soon afterwards she said,"I thought we had a lot more time to be friends. I guess I was wrong." I told her how much I started to appreciate everything in life. We would have hugged had we been able to move. We made sure our days of recovery were ones to remember, making the most of each day of our lives.

That dream has never left me, and it never will

[FoxMcCloud]

Jeez! How man trekkies do we have here? I dont feel alone anymore!

I wouldn't count myself a full on trekkie, but I enjoyed Star Trek Voyager rewatching all the seasons out of shear bordem lol

[eman96]

I had a pretty random dream last night...

I was on Youtube checking my account to see what comments, ratings, etc my videos were getting and then my account got hacked.

All my videos were deleted and were replaced with footages of moons and planets.

Pretty weird, eh? :?

[Guest Para Astaroth]

Dreamt I killed a lot of people different ways, randomly drinking a glass of orange juice, and wearing military outfit similar to the Assault class in Bad Company 2

[Ellipzocore]

I can't remember my dream last night, so I'll make up my own.

I dreamed about Trololo because I was in the mood for Trololo the night before.

[StarFoxfan-FUR_ever]

Tiberius, that's....really deep. I bet you must have woken up in a state of shock.

[Dragon Fox 05]

Nice dream, Tiberius! At least you have dreams that make sense...

I had another one last night. I wake up in the middle of a Left 4 Dead situation, but I'm alone and with no weapon. I go down side streets to keep from being seen and I manage to get away without any trouble. Then I'm running up a staircase but I keep having to duck because zombie Dumbos swoop in trying to eat me  . I do manage to get a crowbar somewhere along the way, and I make it to my school. I come bargin into the lunchroom, and I see that all my buds are here preparing to hold off the hoarde. We don't have any guns, but we have plenty of solid metal objects. As the zombies shuffle in, we start massacreing them, but a zombie manages to get past us and and charges for my friend. I scream "Nooo!" and step in the way before waking up in a cold sweat.

[Ellipzocore]

Dreams like those, Tiberius, can give you some psychological issues for a while. (Like a few weeks.)

[Guest Taranatar]

I had a dream two nights ago that made little, if any sense.  In my dream, the reason the Star Trek Micromachines I had as a kid went missing is because one of my dogs ate them, where they stayed in her stomach for years.  I found this out in the dream when I was scooping dog poop in the yard, and I found them in the dog poop, intact, and clean.  I was so excited to see them after so many years, that I grabbed them with my bare hands.  Then I woke up.  Sure, my dream was nonsensical, but it was also surprisingly coherent.

[Dragon Fox 05]

I had a dream two nights ago that made little, if any sense.  In my dream, the reason the Star Trek Micromachines I had as a kid went missing is because one of my dogs ate them, where they stayed in her stomach for years.  I found this out in the dream when I was scooping dog poop in the yard, and I found them in the dog poop, intact, and clean.  I was so excited to see them after so many years, that I grabbed them with my bare hands.  Then I woke up.  Sure, my dream was nonsensical, but it was also surprisingly coherent.

Uh-oh, did you smell your hands afterward to make sure it was a dream?!    :lol:

[TheRedFox8]

Pretty much what I dream about is boot camp now, unfortunately. :(

[Tiberius]

Dude, I had psychological issues before that dream. One time before, I dreamt about an odd math problem.

In calculus, we talked about inverses, and how you take a problem and put in a solution, the second part of the problem gives you the solution you put in. In this case, it was f= x squared and g= the square root of x where x= hamburger. Solve for f of g hamburger aka f(g(hamburger)) which even in reality should spit out hamburger. This question was on a test I was taking. When we saw the answers, it said f of g hamburger equals hot dog! What the hell?!?

I woke up remembering that dreams can be effed up if you eat itallian right before sleep.

[Sabre]

A really bad, old fantasty style dream (think the original conan films in terms of quality and style.

Starts with a bunch of vampire nosforatu garagoyle like creates losing a war and flying away on giant flying elephants like airships.

Cut to later, I'm with a woman (sidekick lady for clarity) on a smaller flying elephant we call dumbo. Has big wing like ears. Flys like a plane rather then an airship. we watch a disney like villain song on the back of the villains elephant airships (which also have regular elephants on)

Another cut, we are experimenting with dumbos ability to turn into other animals, such as a worm, and a germ, but the germ is dangerous as he can be eaten by other germs.

I won't mention everything that hapens in the detail that I remember it, but we try and break into an enemy castle and fail. Sidekick has a fight with the villain lady who has changed outfit since I we met about an hour ago, and I say "Cant a villain keep the same outfit for 5 minutes". I should mention though that my weapon is a brick. Dead serious.

The end of the dream is in the castle walls, but there is no castle, rather a red metal spiral staircase (square shaped not round) reaching into the sky. Sidekick fights the villian lady up it, while I take on the big bad, a shang tsung like old man mage, on said staircase slowly rising it as we do so. This old guy can't get a spell off because whenever he tries I'm hitting over the head with a brick.

[Vulvokunvrii]

one time, i had a dream where i was in the middle east and i was in humvee driving in a town while there was a dust storm; so it was hard to see. i was in the turret and i thought i saw a hostile and fired, only to learn i had killed a friendly...and then fired on another figure, but ths time it was an enemy...it was wierd...

i dont know what it means

[Kid_Cortet]

I had...a Dream...I'll put it as that...

First I dreamed that I was at an airport, waiting for someone. But...I kept getting distracted, then he suddenly was there...and right when I was about to great him...I woke ><

Same night (i constantly wake up during the night) I dreamed I was talking to an ex of mine, he was upset cause I found someone closer to my age, but his argument was totally invalid, since I yelled at him for cutting himself in my name..

Part 3....I dreamed I found a rabbit....that Talked.....like..and actual little rabbit, but it's lips did not move. Once I heard it say "Do a Barrel Roll" but then he and I started to interact....I picked him up once, and he glared at me, "I am not ready to be held..." he would say...

Part 4....I dreamed I was a floater again. being chased, by something. Anytime I got a run start I began to float instead of run. Something caught me off guard though....I sooner or later, began to fight.....myself...like a clone or something was in front of me...

(My issue is......I grew up with my mom...and she was the one to interpret Dreams as a form of fortelling....cause some of my dreams came true....not in the form of the dream...but say...I was taken from  my mom...and placed in an area I did not know....a place with 16 house, on one of those dead end streets....landed in Juvenile Hall a few months later....the are I was put...Had 16 rooms...)

[Dragon Fox 05]

In my most recent dream I was sonic, and I was running past things so fast I started getting dizzy, even though deep down I knew I was lieing down. So I get to a loop di loop in the middle of outer space, and I fail to follow the line of rings, and I start to fall into the abyss, and I kept falling until I finally woke myself up an eternity later.