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This thread is for the worst video games you've ever played.  I'll start, and mine's a doozy.

Zelda: Wand of Gamelon, for the CD-i.

Yes, I've actually played this abomination of a game, on the CD-i at my grandparents' house.  Granted, it was 16 years ago, but man what I remember was TERRIBLE.  And those cutscenes.  Do you know what those look like to a 3-year-old?  :behindsofa:

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Back to the Future (and its sequel game)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Fester's Quest

Castlevania 2

Milon's Secret Castle

Top Gun (and Top Gun 2)

Double Dragon 3

Ninja Gaiden

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Back to the Future (and its sequel game)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Fester's Quest

Castlevania 2

Milon's Secret Castle

Top Gun (and Top Gun 2)

Double Dragon 3

Ninja Gaiden

Interesting how at least 7 games on that list are ones that the AVGN rants about.  Have you played these games in their entirety from start to finish by any chance?  Because a couple of them aren't NEARLY as bad as he makes them out to be, I personally liked Castlevania 2 and TMNT.

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Interesting how at least 7 games on that list are ones that the AVGN rants about.  Have you played these games in their entirety from start to finish by any chance?  Because a couple of them aren't NEARLY as bad as he makes them out to be, I personally liked Castlevania 2 and TMNT.

I have, along with

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Dick Tracy

and many more.  Awful. 

My friend's cousin owned a video rental store, and he had a ton of games, and he let us play them on the NES (and later the SNES) he had set up in the back office. 

That's why I like AVGN so much, because I've played those games too, I know how they are...

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Interesting how at least 7 games on that list are ones that the AVGN rants about.  Have you played these games in their entirety from start to finish by any chance?  Because a couple of them aren't NEARLY as bad as he makes them out to be, I personally liked Castlevania 2 and TMNT.

Yeah, I remember TMNT not being to horrible. It was bad, but I wouldn't say worst.

Battalion Wars is quite bad. Not the worst game ever, but really bad.

No More Heroes, same deal.

On the really bad scale. Final Fantasy 7, man that game is crap.

When it comes to truly horrible games, I tend to think of stuff that doesn't work or no one has ever heard of such as martian gothic or Hawk, but as far as disappointment go those are up there.

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Lets see:

Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest

Kinetica

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

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Far Cry 2-i just really didnt like it, im sorry :(

Assassin's Creed-i just am not a fan of midevil times really...and running around and...shoving a blade in thier heads like that... :hehe:

Gamecube's Operation desert Storm-only becasue the used game that i got wouldnt let me do any missions after a certain point :x

StarWars lego-i really loved it, BUT NO ONE WOULD PLAY IT WIHT MEEEEE!!!! :evil:

Turok 360 version- multiplayer wasnt all that great and i really didnt feel right shooting Dinosaurs.... :(

Im sure there are others, i just cant think ofthem right now :)

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Pikmin. Ugh I hate that game.

What makes it bad? The time limit?

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What makes it bad? The time limit?

Alright don't start, that's his opinion. (MeestaRyan do not respond to his post, or else.)
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Alright don't start, that's his opinion. (MeestaRyan do not respond to his post, or else.)

Dude I was just wondering. Sheesh!

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Dude I was just wondering. Sheesh!

Well then you can "wonder" over a pm fight, not here.

I say OOT and Majora's mask. (If anyone has a problem, I don't give a sh!t.)

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Alright don't start, that's his opinion. (MeestaRyan do not respond to his post, or else.)

Well then you can "wonder" over a pm fight, not here.

I say OOT and Majora's mask. (If anyone has a problem, I don't give a sh!t.)

Whoa... Emp, you really need to calm down. Dublin's posts in no way were attacking, or anything at all. He was just simply curious. And if you are going to act like this, and not "Give a s***", then, there most likely will be issues with the mods. That kinda stuff is in no way right.

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Whoa... Emp, you really need to calm down. Dublin's posts in no way were attacking, or anything at all. He was just simply curious. And if you are going to act like this, and not "Give a s***", then, there most likely will be issues with the mods. That kinda stuff is in no way right.

Sorry, I've just been a little angry lately at some things going on.
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Sorry, I've just been a little angry lately at some things going on.

That's no excuse for being a d-bag. If you think something's wrong, tell us. Remember, that's why we're here?

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Call of Duty: Modern Failure 2

an Aliens arcade game that I forget the exact name of (Apart from things that barely pass as kainde amedha, it has zombies and other stupid creatures as enemies)

HALO 2 (Didn't necessarily dislike the game, just it didn't do anything for me, and I hated they took the standard Assault Rifle out and replaced it with the battle rifle, which I did not like)

DOOM 3 (wasn't really bad, just wasn't scary at all, and turned DOOM into a generic FPS)

Resident Evil 5 (The Star Fox: Command of the Resident Evil series. Game play was the same as RE4, and the story development ruined the characters I liked from the RE series, especially Wesker, who went from a cold, calculating evil genius, to a nerd raging emo).

Tenchu Z (The AI in wrath of heaven was surprisingly sharp, but the AI for Tenchu Z were apparently beaten with a pipe as small children, as you could be in the middle of a courtyard, aggro 4 guards, and hide on the top of a 3x3 foot shack in the middle of it, and they can't figure out where you went)

Newest Turok (Game play was alright, nothing spectacular, but the series dropped the Son of Stone storyline, and made you some douchebag named Turok).

Star Fox: Command (No... just... no).

Grand Theft Auto III (Got very bored very quickly with this game).

Rainbow Six 3 (Stupidest shooting system out there, more accurate the gun, the larger the circle. If you get an enemy into that circle, you'll hit him).

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GTA 4: I couldn't get into that game. (Basically I don't like any GTA game except for san andreas)

Most racing games: I just don't like many of them.

Halo wars, and ODST: Wars just didn't seem like an xbox game, if it was on the computer then maybe, ODST it just didn't seem faithful to the other games.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

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The Halo Games (except Halo 1, its a classic) the story is still great, but gameplay get repetitive.

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All of hate for alot of popular games. Fanboys ho! heh. Those games are bad, maybe, but as far as horridness goes stuff like Reboot are far worse, but noones heard of that. Puzzle Kingdoms is other craptastic game.

Some I object to is the MW2 and Halo sugestions says big Halo fanboy.

Guitar hero, definatly yes.

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Shadow the Hedgehog.  a character that can use powers like Chaos Control for warping and Chaos Blast for mass destruction while also having super speed and being the self-proclaimed 'ultimate lifeform' doesn't need to use guns as weapons or vehicles to get where he needs to go. also, there are two sayings from that game that bother me. the most infamous is:

"Find da computer room!"

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Command for DS -> Liked the multiplayer, hated the endings

Hey you Pickachu for N64 -> It was fun, but in the end just boring.

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I never did like the Halo games, Gears of War games, Little Big Planet, or the Battlefield Series. I have others, I just can't think of them at the moment :P

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