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Making fun of my immortal


ballisticwaffles

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Hello denzins of Starfox-online,

To pass the time and hopefully have a few good laughs among the way, i will be posting my immortal a few lines at a time for people to make fun off. ANd away we go!

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Oh geez... i forgot how painfull this will be. alright. comment away.

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Is that actually how it's spelled? I never actually read any of it. If so, that's horrible.

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I will not and have not change a single thing what i will post. This is all the uncut action of my immortal.

WARNING she swears... alto... a may have to alter a few words. thats it. All swears will be replaced with FOOD!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da ORANGE! out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major BANANA hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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How did this even get on the internet? I have been hearing about it since I heard about it last week in different places from different people.

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No one knows.  Some say TV Tropes wrote it.  Others say that the author is one of the Great Old Ones.  And still others believe that it wrote itself...

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No, only one perosn of great and unimagenable evil wrote this. Someone so evil that entire nations claim that it does not exist.

BARNEY!

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

And thats the end of chapter 1. Oh geez this will be painful.

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I actually just read it, that's right the whole thing. All I can say is, I'm embarrassed to be human right now.

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