ballisticwaffles Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Hello denzins of Starfox-online,To pass the time and hopefully have a few good laughs among the way, i will be posting my immortal a few lines at a time for people to make fun off. ANd away we go!Chapter 1.AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOh geez... i forgot how painfull this will be. alright. comment away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Is that actually how it's spelled? I never actually read any of it. If so, that's horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 I will not and have not change a single thing what i will post. This is all the uncut action of my immortal.WARNING she swears... alto... a may have to alter a few words. thats it. All swears will be replaced with FOOD!Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da ORANGE! out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major BANANA hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 How did this even get on the internet? I have been hearing about it since I heard about it last week in different places from different people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 No one knows. Some say TV Tropes wrote it. Others say that the author is one of the Great Old Ones. And still others believe that it wrote itself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 No, only one perosn of great and unimagenable evil wrote this. Someone so evil that entire nations claim that it does not exist. BARNEY!“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!“What’s up Draco?” I asked.“Nothing.” he said shyly.But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!And thats the end of chapter 1. Oh geez this will be painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 I actually just read it, that's right the whole thing. All I can say is, I'm embarrassed to be human right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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