MYstery Starfox Theater 3

[ballisticwaffles]

TO star, no, it is not the third in a series, so you dont have to look for it. The three is about the Three people i am using to mock tghis Fanfiction. Namely, My immortal. For greater comprehention, i will be using these three charecters for the sake of comedy.

And and ... Ok not really, im just joshing ya. 

Justa  quick warning, the chapters do eventually degenerate into a mess of Bad spelling and swears. SO ill deal with those when they come up. Oh, and the occasional sex scene might be edited out.

I will be chipping away at this thing when ever i can, and expect some OOCness from the three, for some of my work tends to drift that way. And...go!

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Chapter 1.

Im already dreading this.

Why are we even here Wolf?

Becuase the alternative is a 2 hour fight with me, culiminating in your possable demise

He is just angry we are stuck in the deralict Freighter with this auto projecter and no engine power.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)

  Get it? its because fangs can mean thanks

+ *Groan*

2 my gf (ew not in that way)

Why? is there anything WRONG with being gay?

From what ive read ahead? NO not to this author.

raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok!

(Ork) Looks like we gonna give a good Krumpen tonite!

Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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  This Fanfic is rated 40 X's because it Exists...

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

My Mary Sue-o-meter just commited Suicide...

Mine is rotting in the grave...

and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name)

  SO her parents named her after he hair when she was a baby?

WOuld have been aweful if her hair was florescent Indego.

with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee

Who is Amy Lee?

Why do you care?

Why are we reading this?

Daddy? Whats Vietnam?

(AN: if u don’t know who she is get da out of here!).

  *Sits up gleefully, only to remember where he was. He then sits down and grumbles*

I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major F******

CAnt let you read that Starfo-

Finish that sentince and i will kill you.

hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell)

CrAwLing In My Skin!

What was that?

Strangly, I dont know...

and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.

Please dont describe, Please dont describe, Please dont describe.

For example

Son of a...

today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

I was wearing my pale skin, black hair and make up on my head. And my shirt was on my chest. And my

Enough Fox, we dont need to tack on more to it

I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about.

Wouldnt she be out at night since she is a vampire?

Please, are you trying to make sense of this?

A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

( Bugs bunny) Eah... Whats up Doc?

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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(Starts making gun and bomb noises)

Jump the fence man, Jump the fence.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

Oh dear god it over...

THE AUTO PROJECTER ISNT TURNING OFF

    NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[The Shaper]

Fear not for I will explain the story! Okay a gothic "goffick" vampire girl goes to a school named hogwarts where everyone is bi, a vampire, and goth. There are a number of pedophiles and perverts in the school as well and for some reason everyone thinks Ebony Enoby is the most beautiful girl ever. For someone reason Harry Potter is also a vampire and Voldemort Volsomort talks like someone from a renaissance fair and wants Ebony to kill Harry Vampire or he'll kill Draco Drako who is dating Ebony for whatever reason. Now they end up going back in time to stop Tom Riddle from turning into Voldemort by making him fall in love with Ebony. That's basically the whole story right there, it's full of "prepz" a word that I've never heard outside of the story, people wearing clothes from hot topic, everyone cuts themselves, they go to the same concert over and over again,  Dumbledore Dumblydor swears often, and apparently they cry tears of blood for whatever reason. The end.