Why trick or treating is better than sex

["User"]

10.  You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9.  If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8.  The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7.  You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6.  It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're with someone else.

5.  Twenty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4.  If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3.  It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2.  Less guilt the morning after.

1.  YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD!

[Milkyway64]

Halloween promotes being a slut. =o

[Sabre]

I guess it's meant to be funny, but as is it just makes me sadface at the fact I don't have a GF. Although technically you can do 1 and 4 anyway, but here it's all old ladies and kids so I'd be in trouble.

[DZComposer]

Lawl.

[Fire Yoshi]

10.  You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9.  If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8.  The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7.  You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6.  It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're with someone else.

5.  Twenty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4.  If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3.  It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2.  Less guilt the morning after.

1.  YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD!

I actually saw something verrrry similar to this while watching a friend of mine search for "bad" jokes. :P