Guest Mr. Mario Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 You've seen the "In Soviet Russia" jokes by a comedian known as Yakov Smirnoff, now it's your turn to make a joke, don't know what "In Soviet Russia" is? Click here to know more about it.Here are my Soviet Russia jokes:In America, you pee in toilet. In Soviet Russia, toilet pees on YOU!In America, you find Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!In America, you update blog. In Soviet Russia, blog updates YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dublinthefox Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 I think there was a topic like this before....Oh yeah, I made one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrilwood Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes corny joke about YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks YOU!In Soviet Russia, Regulations break YOU!In Soviet Russia, Battery charges YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrilwood Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 In America, you make up stupid conspiracy theories, in Soviet Russia, stupid conspiracy theories make up YOU!In America, you beat up colored people, in Soviet Russia, colored people beat up YOU!In *Censored*, Multiculturalism bans *Censored*, in *Censored*, *Censored* bans Multiculturalism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 In America, you make up stupid conspiracy theories, in Soviet Russia, stupid conspiracy theories make up YOU!In America, you beat up colored people, in Soviet Russia, colored people beat up YOU!In *Censored*, Multiculturalism bans *Censored*, in *Censored*, *Censored* bans Multiculturalism.whoa there man, its just a jokde thread, no need to get angry :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedFox8 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 In Soviet Russia the Muffin Man knows YOU!In Soviet Russia Pokemon catch YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Mario Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 In America, you do a Barrel Roll. In Soviet Russia, Barrel rolls YOU!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 in soviet russia, heresy commit you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 in soviet russia, Colonial Marines *actually* rescue YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJH1995 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Here in American, you play video But in solvent Russia Video plays youhere in American, we speak English but in solvent Russia English speak you.Here in American, chuck norris finds you but in solvent Russia you find chuck norris. no not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmony Descent Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 In Soviet Russia, gun fires YOU!!In Soviet Russia, sandwich eat YOU!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrilwood Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 whoa there man, its just a jokde thread, no need to get angry Because by Multiculturalist logic America is an insult to Soviet Russia and Soviet Russia is an insult to America.Also now that I think about it, the first two are probably true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Senshi Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 How about some based on truth?In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!In America, you keep a secret. In Soviet Russia, the secret keeps you!In America, business controls the government. In Soviet Russia, The government controls the business.In America, you catch a bus. In Soviet Russia, the bus catches you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Senshi Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 In soviet russia... Krystal fap to YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Senshi Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 In soviet russia... Krystal fap to YOU!OMFGROLFBALLSIn America, they tip cows. In Soviet Russia, cows tip YOU!This is also one based on truth... *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Senshi Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 in soviet russia, vegitable spits out you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedFox8 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 In Soviet Russia, the trash takes out YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 in soviet russia, Rick rolls you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarita Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Roses are RedViolets are BlueIn Soviet RussiaPoem writes YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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