Jokes, anyone?

[Guest Senshi]

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[ballisticwaffles]

a father once told his son "son if you dont stop touching youself you will go blind"

THe son said "dad im over here"

[TheRedFox8]

Three men walked into a bar...

They said "ouch"

[Guest Senshi]

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[Dublinthefox]

A boy asks his father to listen to a song he can play on the piano. The boy says "Its a song from Harry Potter." The dad says "You mean from the movie?" and the boy says "Nope, the book."

[TheRedFox8]

Three girls walk into a bar, fourth one ducks

Did you really need to triple-post.

OH MY GOD HARRY! COME QUICK! DUMBLEDORE'S BEEN KILLED!

Oh my gosh! Was it serious?

NO, IT WAS SNAPE!

[Harmony Descent]

"Yes, I see you," said the blinde man.

"Yes, I hear you," said the deaf man.

[FoxMcCloud]

I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw

[The Shaper]

I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw

I see said the blind man to the deaf dog over the broken phone.

[Kid_Cortet]

A boy asks his father to listen to a song he can play on the piano. The boy says "Its a song from Harry Potter." The dad says "You mean from the movie?" and the boy says "Nope, the book."

YES!!!! Bill Ingvall is awesome xD

here is mine

Railroad crossing, watch out for cars. Can you spell that without any "R's"?

[FoxMcCloud]

Remember before flying with the Thunderbirds to eat peanut butter, pretty much before any military aircraft flight. Becuase it Tastes the same coming up as it did going down :P

[ballisticwaffles]

you are in a room whit no doors or entrances and all you have is a table with a hole in it. HOw do you get out?

Look through the hole and see what you saw

take the saw and saw the table in half

two halfs make a hole and jump through

[Guest Senshi]

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[Matrilwood]

A priest, a friar, and a bishop walk into a bar, and the barman says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do you get a hobo into a telephone booth?

Put a can of food in the booth.

How do you get a hobo out of a telephone booth?

Run past with a can opener.

(That's actually a racist joke, but I replaced Ethiopian with Hobo)

[Kid_Cortet]

T-H-A-T W-I-T-H-O-U-T A-N-Y R'S XD

actually the answer is just T-H-A-T but same difference xD

you are in a room whit no doors or entrances and all you have is a table with a hole in it. HOw do you get out?

Look through the hole and see what you saw

take the saw and saw the table in half

two halfs make a hole and jump through

Actually it is "You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors....you have only a Table and a Mirror. You look into the mirror and see what you saw.....ect"

but NICE NCIS reference xD

[The Shaper]

How do you confuse a Jewish person? Put him in a round room and tell him there's a quarter in the corner. (No offense to the Jewish community)

[ballisticwaffles]

i believe its

How do you confuse a blond? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

[Vy'drach]

Either way works. I'd tell some jokes, but alas, they're all offensive in one way or another.

[Kid_Cortet]

(No Offense lol)

If you drop a blond and a peanut from the top of a 20 story building......which would hit the ground first?

answer: the peanut.....the blond would stop and ask for directions.

A blond and a guy are riding in a car, the guy asks the blond, "Hey can you see if my blinker is working?" blond sticker her head out the window, replies, "Yes...no....yes.....no....yes...no...yes...no"

[FoxMcCloud]

How do you kill a starving blond, roll a donut off a cliff.

How do you kill thousands of starving blonds......Say the first one didn't get the donut

[ballisticwaffles]

stuck on an island surrounded by angry man eating sharks was the pope, a postman and a lawyer.

The pope jumped into the water and was eatin

So was the postman

The lawyer got away

one of the sharks asks another, "why didnt you eat that guy?"

"proffesional courtasy"

[The Shaper]

What's the difference between Spenny's mom and a cow? I don't know you tell me.