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F-Zero GX. The voices for Mr. EAD, Beastman, Antonio Guster, Baba, Zoda, Dr. Clash, Black Shadow, and Silver Nielsen were horrible. Nielson sounds much drunker and fatter than he really is, Clash like he's secretly androgynous under that suit, Zoda like he's being...violated, Black Shadow like Mini-Me in a Batman suit, Guster like he's some kind of Samurai Goroh clone, Beastman like he's much younger than he really is, Mr. EAD....well it sounds too obvious, and Baba like he took the Iron Tiger to the crotch.

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Okami, it sounds like they took the original voice actors from Japan and scrambled them. It's pretty funny listening to some of the more chatty characters drone on though.

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Y'know, I feel like a complete idiot for forgetting too mention Altered Beast, I mean I quote that game on a daily basis. Theres the infamous "Wise fwom your gwave", "Welcome to your doom", "POWER UP!", and the narmiest (is that a word) death cry ever.

I guess I'll give Castlevania: Symphony of the Night a shout out too, as it looks like no one else has yet. "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets"

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I know this isn't bad considering what year it came out, but you gotta admit its hilariously bad. :lol:

Beeeeee seventeeeeeen baumber!

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Y'know, I feel like a complete idiot for forgetting too mention Altered Beast, I mean I quote that game on a daily basis. Theres the infamous "Wise fwom your gwave", "Welcome to your doom", "POWER UP!", and the narmiest (is that a word) death cry ever.

I don't think that Altered Beast would really count for Bad Voice Acting, as this was more Adequate Voice Sampling.  The voices had to be HEAVILY compressed to fit on the cartridge, and quality was lost. 

Symphony of the Night could definitely be counted though! :D

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F-Zero GX. The voices for Mr. EAD, Beastman, Antonio Guster, Baba, Zoda, Dr. Clash, Black Shadow, and Silver Nielsen were horrible. Nielson sounds much drunker and fatter than he really is, Clash like he's secretly androgynous under that suit, Zoda like he's being...violated, Black Shadow like Mini-Me in a Batman suit, Guster like he's some kind of Samurai Goroh clone, Beastman like he's much younger than he really is, Mr. EAD....well it sounds too obvious, and Baba like he took the Iron Tiger to the crotch.

That was the entire point. Also Baba is meant to be a parody of flamboyant homosexuals, because Japan thinks gays are funny.

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As I am too lazy to edit my first post, here some are exmaples of House of the Dead 2's bead voice acting, they'll make you "Suffer like G did?"

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Surprised nobody's mentioned the Sonic series yet. I love the Sonic the Hedgehog games, don't get me wrong, (even some of the critically-hated ones) but the series has some hilariously bad voice acting, and badly written dialogue. (Even the Japanese voices arn't much better, IMO.)

"Look out, Tails! You're ganna crash!... Aaagh!!!" Tell me I'm not the only one who chuckled at that line. :P

(BTW, I'm new here, but do I have to verify stuff on every post I make from now on?)

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(BTW, I'm new here, but do I have to verify stuff on every post I make from now on?)

Just for about 10 of your posts I believe, should be the right number; Its to prevent spambots, and spam posters

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Ah, I see, thanks, dude. Seems tedious, but I'm not ganna question it, if this place has had that much of a serious problem with spam-bots.

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F-Zero GX. The voices for Mr. EAD, Beastman, Antonio Guster, Baba, Zoda, Dr. Clash, Black Shadow, and Silver Nielsen were horrible. Nielson sounds much drunker and fatter than he really is, Clash like he's secretly androgynous under that suit, Zoda like he's being...violated, Black Shadow like Mini-Me in a Batman suit, Guster like he's some kind of Samurai Goroh clone, Beastman like he's much younger than he really is, Mr. EAD....well it sounds too obvious, and Baba like he took the Iron Tiger to the crotch.

^This

Captain Falcon sounded like some retarded latino. Not at all how awesome his voice is in Brawl.

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^This

Captain Falcon sounded like some retarded latino. Not at all how awesome his voice is in Brawl.

Cap didn't sound too bad. Bio-Rex however... I like the guy and all, but his voice didn't seem to match with the voice I imagined him having, and his little quip about brushing after every meal made me want to jump out my window.

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Just Cause 2.  Enough said.  Dialogue = Harmony's Super LOL's :lol:

lolz with the:

"He's hurt bad, keep firing La!"

"Hostil Spottteedah, Attackaattack!"

xD

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lolz with the:

"He's hurt bad, keep firing La!"

"Hostil Spottteedah, Attackaattack!"

xD

(Could be a topic revival, eh?)

"WHAAT AAH YUU DOOING, GET OFFA MAH CAAH!"

"I AM DUH LEEDAH UF DAH REVALUSHUNARY AAH-MEE KNOWN AS DA REE-PAAHZ"

^Oh Just Cause 2, you try so hard with your accents :lol:

What about all the good ol' heavily-compressed voice samples from the earlier cartridge days? :P

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like the HECU?

"I.WILL.KICK.YOUR.AASS!"

"WE.ARE.MOVIN!"

"FREEEEMAN!"

"OH.GODDAMN!"

"IS.THAT.ALL.YOUGOT?!YOU.GOT.NOTHING!"

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who is "G"?

He's from The House of the Dead....I think. I only remember him from Overkill. 

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...okay then....

"Just smile and wave boys....just smile and wave..."

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You guys are spewing House of the Dead quotes yet you don't catch one of the earliest, most hilarious lines from the little imp boss? :(

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For me, the one thing that comes to mind would be Dynasty Warriors 2. You all probably don't remember it though.

I'm sure there are plenty of others but I can't think of them.

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