Great Fox Vending Machine (Version 2)

[Guest Mr. Mario]

This a continuation of the Great Fox Vending Machine thread which was originally made by Braux, here is the rules if you do not remember the rules:

One poster starts by "putting" something in the Vending machine, the next poster says what comes out, it can be funny, serous, or just plain random. Then it happens again, Just like Twisted Wishes.

Let's give it a try.

*Gets a can of Jet-cola*

*Inserts a pair of shoes*

[rebel_gunman]

Wow! Haven't seen this post in a while!

*gets a pair of socks... used...  *

*Inserts one Republican Credit*

[Guest Mr. Mario]

*Gets a copy of Team Fortress 3* 

*Inserts the Triforce*

[Fureox]

*Gets the Triforce with a santa hat*

*Dumps soda into the slot*

[Hatsworth III]

*gets bonk*

*insert a christmas wishlist*

[The Shaper]

*Gets an atom bomb*

*Inserts gaming manuals that no one ever actually uses.*

[rebel_gunman]

*Gets a ticket for $400 Cornerian Credits  *

*Inserts a Cornerian Credit I found on the floor of the Cornerian Hotel*

[Scott7]

*Get's another cornerian credit..." 

*throws in an old sock..."

[The Shaper]

*Gets deviled egg*

*Inserts powdered sugar*

[rebel_gunman]

*Gets a DeathClaw Alpha!!!!  *

*Inserts a Thorntail dinosaur egg*

[Guest Mr. Mario]

*Gets a crowbar*

*Inserts PILLZ*

[Scott7]

*Get's an eggshell...*

Hmm... well at least it was hungry...

*tosses in a bomb-om*  :P

[YJH1995]

*Gets a punch in the face*

*insert uranium into coin slot*

[The Shaper]

*Gets plutonium*

*Inserts keyboard*

[YJH1995]

*Gets  a rat*

*Insert Becon*

[rebel_gunman]

*Gets this 'handsome' fella   *

*Inserts a cute Krystal plushy*

[Beau Skunk]

You get a dumbledang pod. Your HP is refilled!

*Inserts a coin.*

[rebel_gunman]

*You get a regular soda... NukaCola Quantum?!... that ain't regular?  *

*Inserts bottle cap*

[Guest Mr. Mario]

*Gets a copy of Home Alone 3*

*Throws it in the trash can*

*Inserts shotgun shells*

[rebel_gunman]

*You hear a cocking sound from within the machine  ... I would step out of the way If I were... You get a shot to the knee caps*

*Inserts stimpacks*

[Guest Mr. Mario]

*Gets nothing  *

*Inserts pop-tarts*

[The Shaper]

*Gets money*

*Inserts the shoot yourself gun*

[Falconman]

*gets quarter*

*inserts quarter*

[rebel_gunman]

*You get a dollar!*

*Inserts a cheese wedge*

[Guest Mr. Mario]

*Gets a smelly sock*

*Inserts Santa's hat*