Great Fox Vending Machine (Version 2)

[Hatsworth III]

*get coal*

*insert the piece of coal that you just recieved*

[Beau Skunk]

You get a plunger... GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

*Inserts a token.*

[Guest Mr. Mario]

*Gets a speck of snow*

*Inserts Krystal's jewels*

[rebel_gunman]

*You get her Loincloth and Braw...  *

*Inserts a laser beam*

[Guest Mr. Mario]

*Gets dry red eyes*

*Inserts clear eyes*

[Scott7]

"Ooohh... Crystal balll *_*

*toss's in Na-sheen's Necklace and run's like hell...*

[Falconman]

*gets  *

*inserts candle*

[rebel_gunman]

*Gets fire and catches on it  *

*Inserts a cake*

[Falconman]

*gets cloud of dust*

*inserts sponge*

[Guest Mr. Mario]

*Gets a knuckle sandvich*

*Inserts Slippy's hat*

[Falconman]

*gets tophat*

*inserts  fox's blaster*

[Hatsworth III]

*get a tf2 sapper*

*cut off and insert a finger*

[rebel_gunman]

*You get a ring that would have gone on that finger  *

*Inserts a live grenade and runs behind cover*

[Matrilwood]

*Gets a banana-bomb which bounces over cover and esplodes*

*Beats random over the head with a club and inserts them*

[Guest Mr. Mario]

*Get's Nintendo's secret documents on selling Starfox*

*Inserts a virus*

[Hatsworth III]

*get a zombified mike tyson*

*insert a huge book of the troll physics (http://trollphysics.tumblr.com/)*

[Falconman]

*gets cake*

*inserts bowser pwns mario shirt*

[YJH1995]

*gets pancakes*

*insert the internet*

[Beau Skunk]

You get AL GORE! The inventer of the internetz!

*Inserts a Chuck-E-Cheese token*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*gets some tickets*

*inserts a bullet*

[Beau Skunk]

You get a magnum bullet! Use it wisely.

Inserts a cheeseburger.

[YJH1995]

*gets lolcat*

*insert Helium*

[Beau Skunk]

You get a balloon! Ohhh it's your favorite color to!

*Inserts a hydrogen tank.*

[YJH1995]

*gets sunglasses*

*insert Fire*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*gets a s'more *

*inserts caramel*