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I hate to bring my griping about this here, but I want to see if I'm alone in this.

My college roommate, who just happens to be my cousin Brad, has REALLY been pissing me off, and making my time here hell. While he can be cool at some points, he's stubborn, willful, just plain mean, and to top it all off, he is just plain STUPID!!!!!!

For instance, I woke up this morning really having to use the bathroom, and then I learned he had traded our last roll of toilet paper FOR A DAMN COOKIE!!!!! I had to sprint from the 7th floor of the dorm all the way down to the public bathroom in the lobby.

Seriously? Our last roll of TP for a COOKIE?! Does anyone else here have to deal with this?

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My roomate come in at strange hours of the morning without telling me she's going to be late. :( So rude.

And she'll get on Skype at 11:30 knowing I go to bed at midnight.

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Not exactly a roommate at least anymore, but just recently I had a friend who was forced out of his home stay with me for about a month and a half. It don't matter how long you know a guy even if its like 12 years, I don't think I ever lost that much sleep before. Though I was glad I could help him, I was relieved to have him go.

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My college roommate, who just happens to be my cousin Brad, has REALLY been pissing me off, and making my time here hell. While he can be cool at some points, he's stubborn, willful, just plain mean, and to top it all off, he is just plain STUPID!!!!!!

For instance, I woke up this morning really having to use the bathroom, and then I learned he had traded our last roll of toilet paper FOR A DAMN COOKIE!!!!! I had to sprint from the 7th floor of the dorm all the way down to the public bathroom in the lobby.

Seriously? Our last roll of TP for a COOKIE?! Does anyone else here have to deal with this?

I smell a sitcom!  :trollface:

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I hate to bring my griping about this here, but I want to see if I'm alone in this.

My college roommate, who just happens to be my cousin Brad, has REALLY been pissing me off, and making my time here hell. While he can be cool at some points, he's stubborn, willful, just plain mean, and to top it all off, he is just plain STUPID!!!!!!

For instance, I woke up this morning really having to use the bathroom, and then I learned he had traded our last roll of toilet paper FOR A DAMN COOKIE!!!!! I had to sprint from the 7th floor of the dorm all the way down to the public bathroom in the lobby.

Seriously? Our last roll of TP for a COOKIE?! Does anyone else here have to deal with this?

Yeah... I can't stand idiots like those and Considering I moved to a few private schools in the past, I've had plenty of assh***s that i've had to share a room with in my life. And not 1 time did i leave without something stolen the before... Like my First Gameboy Advanced SP Which had Pokemon Ruby in it at the time.

Though the worst was five years ago when I came back and had to share my room the Simple minded brat I call a brother And the hot headed piece of crap still drives me crazy today... Though fortunetly upon a (yet another) expensive move there was enough for me to have 2 of my own, though most of my time is spent down here.

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That's what I was thinking.

Sounds like he's desperate for friends too.

That's Sabre for ya, never has anything positive to say without at least something on the negative as well...

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3 female roommates, they can be excrusiatingly annoying at times but for the most part we get along. Of course two of them were fighting with each other last night.

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This same thing happened to a friend of mine who's a really great artist but to her it was worse. Her roommate was HER BROTHER!

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I smell a sitcom!  :trollface:

That's what I was thinking.

Sounds like he's desperate for friends too.

My friends actually joke with me on that all the time, saying me and Brad could star in a sitcom.

The thing I don't understand is that our relationship is very bipolar. At one moment, we'll be yelling at each other over some stupid thing one of us did, (like the aforementioned toilet paper/cookie trade) and then literally 10 minutes later, we'll be shooting the breeze and playing Nintendo.

I don't know........

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I'm currently listening to one of my roommates complain to me about my other one, they got in a fight or something and noe they won't even speak unless their arguing with each other.

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Seriously? Our last roll of TP for a COOKIE?! Does anyone else here have to deal with this?

I'd rather have the cookie...

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I'd rather have the cookie...

You can't wipe your ass with a cookie though.

Well, you could, but its a waste of a cookie and the toilet paper will serve you better in that regard.

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TP isn't vital, it's just really gross if ya don't use it.

You can't wipe your ass with a cookie though.

I'm sure you could, it just wouldn't be very pleasurable.

I'd think of something if i where in said situation, a resolution that would provide a delicious cookie, and keep myself clean. (nicest way i could think of putting it.)

Also this topic isn't aboot having your cookie and eating it too, so I shall say! Yes, I have had an idiotic room mate at a camp, he insisted we where calling him a monkey, and was yelling I'm not a monkey really loud, repetedly.

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A cookie isn't really a vital need, TP is, much more so than a cookie.

Well, good news, the guy coughed up the cash and bought us a giant multi-pack of toilet paper.

I DO love cookies, but as Vydrach said, you can't wipe your ass with a cookie.

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For instance, I woke up this morning really having to use the bathroom, and then I learned he had traded our last roll of toilet paper FOR A DAMN COOKIE!!!!! I had to sprint from the 7th floor of the dorm all the way down to the public bathroom in the lobby.

O_o

Seriously? Our last roll of TP for a COOKIE?! Does anyone else here have to deal with this?

Well nothing THAT stupid but I had a landlady that lived upstairs from me once. And she liked to come downstairs (Through the PRIVATE door I might add) and cause all sorts of hell. She stole from our fridge, and various other things like aforementioned toilet paper. I even caught her peeking on me in the shower a couple of times.

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O_o

Well nothing THAT stupid but I had a landlady that lived upstairs from me once. And she liked to come downstairs (Through the PRIVATE door I might add) and cause all sorts of hell. She stole from our fridge, and various other things like aforementioned toilet paper. I even caught her peeking on me in the shower a couple of times.

That is Just Disturbing.......  :shock:

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Well nothing THAT stupid but I had a landlady that lived upstairs from me once. And she liked to come downstairs (Through the PRIVATE door I might add) and cause all sorts of hell. She stole from our fridge, and various other things like aforementioned toilet paper. I even caught her peeking on me in the shower a couple of times.

:shock: .......That's........strange.  Lawsuit anyone?

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:shock: .......That's........strange.  Lawsuit anyone?

My mom wanted to take the case to court. She also refused to fix the septic system on the place so we had it leaking out in our front yard which was pretty much illegal. However she happened to be the sister of a friend of my dad's so he sort of talked her out of doing so when we moved.

Anyway this thread is about Runner so uh.....I'm not gonna say anymore. :nervous:

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My mom wanted to take the case to court. She also refused to fix the septic system on the place so we had it leaking out in our front yard which was pretty much illegal. However she happened to be the sister of a friend of my dad's so he sort of talked her out of doing so when we moved.

Anyway this thread is about Runner so uh.....I'm not gonna say anymore. :nervous:

Hey, this is a place for everyone to vent on this stuff, it's not about just me, go on ahead!

Another thing about the guy that is pissing me off. The guys smokes weed, like, religiously. And if isn't bad enough I have to deal with him when he's high, he tracks the smell back into the room and it REEKS! It gives me a headache!

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Well, good news, the guy coughed up the cash and bought us a giant multi-pack of toilet paper.

Did you know that in Zimbabwe the hyperinflation got so bad that the price of toilet paper was so high that it was cheaper to wipe your ass with money than to buy toilet paper?

There are literally signs in public restrooms in neighboring countries telling people not to put Zimbabwean Dollars into the toilets because they can cause backups.

In 2008, 1 sheet of toilet paper cost 3200 Zim Dollars ($0.004 USD). Zimbabwe issued $1000 notes that wouldn't even buy 1 sheet of TP.

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Hey, this is a place for everyone to vent on this stuff, it's not about just me, go on ahead!

Another thing about the guy that is pissing me off. The guys smokes weed, like, religiously. And if isn't bad enough I have to deal with him when he's high, he tracks the smell back into the room and it REEKS! It gives me a headache!

Ugh, my old roommate used weed, I hated the smell, it wouldn't leave.
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Well nothing THAT stupid but I had a landlady that lived upstairs from me once. And she liked to come downstairs (Through the PRIVATE door I might add) and cause all sorts of hell. She stole from our fridge, and various other things like aforementioned toilet paper. I even caught her peeking on me in the shower a couple of times.

That's illegal. Landlords must give notice before entering a tenant's space, and must have an appropriate reason.

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Did you know that in Zimbabwe the hyperinflation got so bad that the price of toilet paper was so high that it was cheaper to wipe your ass with money than to buy toilet paper?

There are literally signs in public restrooms in neighboring countries telling people not to put Zimbabwean Dollars into the toilets because they can cause backups.

In 2008, 1 sheet of toilet paper cost 3200 Zim Dollars ($0.004 USD). Zimbabwe issued $1000 notes that wouldn't even buy 1 sheet of TP.

:shock: SHIT DUDE! That's crazy in a box with a side of fries! I couldn't even imagine having to pay that much for toilet paper!

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