Guest Grimloq Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 You guys will like this. The WTF Archive. Five thousand, six hundred and fourty-six lines of funny moments from chats. I'll post some highlights, but I can't post it all for obvious reasons. Also, note that in addition to 'Grimloq', I'm also occasionally 'Cordova' (My real name). ~~~ [20:59] Wesley: i'd better eviscerate a floppy device for the containment of loose materials from shopping with a ham-shaped, bony object... [20:59] [.GQ]Grimloq: ...Pardon? [21:00] Wesley: hit the sack [21:00] [.GQ]Grimloq: ...OH ~~~ * deflux- has joined #bondage <deflux> I've got ducttape, some pliers and watermelon. Let's do this thing. ~~~ [16:59] [.GQ]Grimloq: 'Also tonight, the world is going to decay in its orbit and crash into the sun, resulting in utter obliteration for all of mankind. More at eleven.' ~~~ [Look at the timestamps!] [20:45] [R]Shadowstep // Absorbed: Top of the morning to you [20:45] [.GQ]Grimloq: Aye. [20:46] [.GQ]Grimloq: ... [20:46] [.GQ]Grimloq: Wait ~~~ [10:47] Wesley: stick, meet ed's head [10:47] Wesley: ed's head, meet stick [10:47] Wesley: yo will be seeing a lot of each other for the next few minutes... ~~~ [Enter has its own plans...] [19:46] [.GQ]Cordova: I' [19:46] [.GQ]Cordova: m playing HL with bro [19:46] [.GQ]Cordova: the [19:46] [.GQ]Cordova: r [19:46] [.GQ]Cordova: ...; ~~~ [22:07] [O2]Squirrel: If God tried to strike me down, I would be a pair of shoes with wisps of smoke coming out [. . .] [22:08] [O2]Squirrel: However, I wear non-conductive shoes, so I am a difficult target ~~~ [17:18] [O2]Arbitar: Brb, I have to go teleport a pizza to the Dalai Lama. [17:18] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: Okay. ~~~ [insight into how Arb thinks.] [14:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: One [14:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: Two [14:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: Three [14:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: Four [14:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: Five [14:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: Six [14:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: Seven [14:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: Eight [14:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: nine [14:01] [O2]Arbitar: Sex ~~~ [16:14] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: 'rotatoe'? Is that like a potato? [. . .] [16:14] Denkon Azera: no, it's a potatoe in a blender ~~~ [17:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: TEAt [17:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: ... [. . .] [17:01] [.GQ]Cordova Codiaque: *TEA! ~~~ [17:28] ESF: Bro, I gtg, laters! Peace! Don't suddenly die from a sniper bullet! *hides sniper rifle* ~~~ [13:01] Sineadraptrana2: heyla [13:01] o2grimloq: Heyla indeed. :"P [13:02] o2grimloq: [13:02] Sineadraptrana2: lol [13:02] Sineadraptrana2: how are yuo? [13:02] o2grimloq: ; [13:02] o2grimloq: Oh my. [13:02] o2grimloq: We are off to a VERY bad start. ~~~ [Gotta love this punctuation...] [23:47] Denkon Azera: DUDE!!, coolest chassis ever ~~~ [One of the all-time best EVER] [16:30] *** "Wesley" signed off at Tue Aug 09 16:30:43 2005. [16:30] Wesley: ...minor problemo ~~~ And that's all for now, folks! Check back now and then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeWalker Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Wow. Are these things that you collect, or is this from a website like the old bash.org? God, how miss that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 The second one I got somewhere (Not sure where, a friend showed it to me). The rest (As well as 99.99% of the entire Archive) are all things that have happened to /me/. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Eneter exibit A on why I don't IM..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeWalker Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 It's not IMming, it's IRC, an autonomous chat program. And why would this prevent you from wanting to use an online means of communication? It's not like you'll be talking to these people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 No, that's all IM. The reason it looks like IRC is because I use Trillian - different interface. And don't worry. I attract the weirdness out of these people. We're not those stupid people who haunt chats, we've just seen way too much Monty Python. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeWalker Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 No, that's all IM. The reason it looks like IRC is because I use Trillian - different interface. In what IM program do you join #channels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 mIRC. '* deflux- has joined #bondage <deflux> I've got ducttape, some pliers and watermelon. Let's do this thing. ' Is the only one from that. Trillian is a program combining AIM, YIM, MSN, ICQ and IRC all into one interface - I use it for everything. The above quote is one a friend copied and pasted to me (Supposedly from Bash.org). The rest is either MSN or AIM, the only two I really use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeWalker Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 G-G-G-... It's goddamn IRC then! Augh, I hate Trillian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 No, it isn't. It has an IRC module, as does it all other chat protocols.. I'm only ever signed into YIM, AIM and MSN (Though I know nobody who uses YIM). You can use its interface to open a window in any one of those protocols. I've never figured out why people seem to have such difficulty understanding this. It's such an efficient idea, albeit buggy. http://ceruleanstudios.com/ <- Screenshots somewhere around there, probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeWalker Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 No, I know what it is. I'm just being argumentative for no particular reason. I'll stop now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Damn, you're worse than me. Your privilege (EAT IT, DWIGHT! ) of using QWERTY is hereby revoked. Learn DVORAK or... Don't. I guess. Crap, that was a really bad threat. Nevermind. Anyway, some more... <Edit> Count as of tonight, 5731 lines. ;; </edit> ~~~ [19:01] Denkon Azera: I have 2621440 pixels on the screen [19:01] Denkon Azera: one is dead [19:01] Denkon Azera: I'd say that's a good ratio ~~~ [22:55] [.GQ]Grimloq: My modem is sitting in a pile on my bookshelf. [22:55] [.GQ]Grimloq: And it's in pain. [22:55] [.GQ]Grimloq: That's how much bandwidth I'm using. ~~~ [22:23] [.GQ]Grimloq: I'm having horrible luck with it. [22:23] Jammer: Hmm... what kind of luck? [22:24] [.GQ]Grimloq: ... [22:24] Jammer: Err.. ~~~ [19:45] VA: boo [19:45] [.GQ]Grimloq: *Faints* [19:45] VA: *parrys* ~~~ [ I question Evo's sanity here... ] [15:13] [.GQ]Grimloq: What ever happened to speaking English? [15:13] ESF(kreigh): English is teh enemy bras [15:13] ESF(kreigh): They hunt foxes and stuffs [15:14] ESF(kreigh): player haters [15:14] ESF(kreigh): xD [15:14] [.GQ]Grimloq: [15:14] [.GQ]Grimloq: What the hell are you smoking? ~~~ [23:03] [.GQ]Grimloq: I must be bored. [23:03] [.GQ]Grimloq: I'm reading a EULA. [23:03] [.GQ]Grimloq: I've always wondered what they actually say. ~~~ [13:40] [O2]Squirrel: you ned to werk on you're gramer you're speling neds werk two ~~~ [ Enjoy, TW ] [13:19] Good mood. n_n: I really, really do n't know [13:19] [.GQ]Grimloq: Yeah... [13:19] [.GQ]Grimloq: ... [13:19] [.GQ]Grimloq: Wait a second [13:19] [.GQ]Grimloq: 'not' was a standalone word in that sentence, yet you abbreviated it. ~~~ [13:05] [.GQ]Grimloq: Your typo was infectious. [13:05] EvolutionSFox, Krystalcoholic: me too [13:05] [.GQ]Grimloq: ... [13:06] [.GQ]Grimloq: What kind of answer is that? ~~~ [16:09] VA: i've run out of guess, and there's no guess station for half an hour [16:09] [.GQ]Grimloq: ...Ow. [16:09] [.GQ]Grimloq: That pun just hemorrhaged my brain. ~~~ [21:13] Denkon Azera: didn't figure you the kind to have a beard [21:13] [.GQ]Grimloq: I'm not [21:13] [.GQ]Grimloq: I'm the kind too lazy to shave for a week. ~~~ [O2]Squirrel says: I went to church last week, but the bishop was a fraud [O2]Squirrel says: Not once did I see him move diagonally ~~~ [16:50] [.GQ]Syntyche: I just thought or something. [16:50] VA: is thinking a new invention? [16:50] [.GQ]Syntyche: ... [16:50] [.GQ]Syntyche: *of ~~~ [17:12] [.GQ]Syntyche: GYAH [17:12] [.GQ]Syntyche: I just lost control of the keyboard. Just like how you lose control of a car. How is that even possible? ~~~ [ I was 'Spell Checker' here, by the way... ] [17:13] Spell Checker: ... [17:13] Spell Checker: *Double-takes* [17:13] Spell Checker: On this Geometry problem [17:13] Spell Checker: I just replaced every single number and variable with '15'. [17:13] [O2]Squirrel: ~~~ [20:51] [.GQ]Grimloq.mp3: I noticed something... You type in low-level internet shorthand (no caps, a few acronyms), but you capitalise God and Jesus. [20:51] [.GQ]Grimloq.mp3: Interesting. [20:52] VA: it's because i just consider those names to deserve it no matter what - just a me=odd thing [20:52] VA: well [20:52] [.GQ]Grimloq.mp3: Yeah. [20:52] VA: i capitalized hell as well : [20:52] VA: oops ~~~ [Look at the timestamps...] [21:05] Grimloq (Bandaged Wing): Bacj [21:05] Jammer: Wb [22:56] Grimloq (Bandaged Wing): ...*Back ~~~ And that's all for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeWalker Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 The word you were looking for was "contracted", not abbreviated. And I'm the same sort of person. X-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Yeah... Just a mess up on my part. That said, you may enjoy this. Says a LOT about how I think... It was funny because this was in the middle of a very involved, very serious religious discussion. [20:02] VA: you can trace the whole arab race back to his illigitamate son Ishmael (however he's spelled). basically, the guy had 2 sons - the other being legitimate; Isac (however he's spelled too'. the koran and the bible tell a similar story of how God commanded Abraham to sacrifice his son as a test of his commitment, but they sorta....switch the son that was meant to be sacrificed from Isac to Ishmael [20:02] *** Auto-response sent to VA: BRB [20:03] VA: from then on they tell different stories what i don't get is how the koran could have missed that up until then, their God had a rather different nature [20:04] VA: it's like a sudden personality change or something [20:04] VA: anyway, i won't go into that - since a lot of it is just too complicated to describe Shortly later... [20:14] [.GQ]Grimloq: *Isaac [20:14] VA: that's it! ~~~ <edit> This just came up while talking to Evo just now... [16:23] [.GQ]Grimloq: [Falco] could freakin' blow Fox out of the air if he so chose. [16:23] [.GQ]Grimloq: Then Krystal would kill him. [16:23] [.GQ]Grimloq: And then Slippy's head would explode from sheer amazement. [16:23] [.GQ]Grimloq: And then ROB would rust from lack of maintainence. [16:24] [.GQ]Grimloq: And then the Great Fox would crash, and Krystal wouldn't survive that. [16:24] [.GQ]Grimloq: So really, Falco killing Fox would be rather unfortunate for the whole team. [16:24] [.GQ]Grimloq: Because the Great Fox would crash right into the Cornerian capitol, squishing General Pepper, Bill /and/ Katt. [16:24] ESF(kreigh): LOL [16:24] [.GQ]Grimloq: It'd totally screw up the franchise. [. . .] [16:28] [.GQ]Grimloq: I mean [. . .] [16:28] [.GQ]Grimloq: How the hell would Nintendo explain something like that? ~~~ </edit> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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