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I would aproach her crying and have some lengthy bullshit story about how I swirved and avoided a bunch school children and crashed into a van that had osama binladen and killed him but totaling the car in the process.

Commence Pitty Sex.

NICE

I'd tell her I like BLTs.

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What would you do if Krystal...kicked you in the crotch?! :P

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I would fall down and hold it saying "What the heck was that for?!"

What would you do if Krystal Stabbed you in the eye with a fork?

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Scream, go blind, go to the hospital.

What would you do if Krystal broke your jaw? (Keeping with the violent trend here)

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I would laugh then make my sister punch her back

What would you do if Krystal made you gain 500 pounds?

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Loose 500 pounds, duh.

What would you do if Krystal ate you?

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I would call chuck norris to get me out

What would you do if Krystal Ate your family and half of you

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Find my shotgun (To prevent her from eating the rest of me) a knife (to get my family and the rest of me) and a needle and thread (to fix myself).

What would you do if Krystal would obey your every command?

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I'd tell her to act on her own free will. (Yup, I'm no fun)

If Krystal asked you to serenade her, what song would you choose to sing?

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Serenade means play and/or sing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma7Vv5y38sI&feature=related

or

What would you play if Krystal decided to do a duet with you?

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I'd totally do this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdj9NRzqC4

What would you do if Krystal found out your darkest secret.

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Find out hers and stalemate.

What would you do if Krystal was a fangirl of you, and you of her?

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I'd ask her that since were both fans of each other if she'd like to go out on a date with me.

What would you do if Krystal said she was actually the one who invented the Rick Roll fad?

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Wonder if I was being rickrolled right now.

What would you do if Krystal fell in love with a fursona of yours?

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I'd cling on to her for the rest of her life. Together forever and never to part!

Dammit, ninja'd again... I don't have a fursona, so I'd do nothing.

Krystal has been kidnapped by ninjas... and Karnov. How would you rescue her?

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Like this (About 1:06 in.)

What would you do if you saved Krystal's life, and she said she would do anything in return. (Testing the waters of the Krystal fanboys if you're wondering.)

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Ask her to go out with me, and then show her a good time. k_e_smile.gif

(What can I say? I is a hopeless romantic :P )

Krystal's been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save her?

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With my mechs? YES.

What would you do if Krystal was raped by the ninjas?

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I would "summon" my two fridges to rape the Ninjas. ( Yes, they can if I want )

And talking about that...

What would you do if Krystal was... basically raiding your fridge?

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I would "summon" my two fridges to rape the Ninjas. ( Yes, they can if I want )

And talking about that...

What would you do if Krystal was... basically raiding your fridge?

i would eat all the food before she did

what would you do if she hated your guts!

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Cry deeply (Like a boss! :P ) k_e_sob.gif

What would you do if Krystal got trapped in another crystal?

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use a crystal cutter to get her out

what would you do if krystal were falling from her dinosaur into a volcano?

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use a crystal cutter to get her out

what would you do if krystal were falling from her dinosaur into a volcano?

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Swoop in with spinach, looking like Popeye and save the day LIKE A BOSS.

What would you do if Krystal...WAS A GUY.

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