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Here,I will post my youtube vids,comics,pictures,off-topic fan fictions,etcetera.

Some repeated footage at the end,and screwed up audio at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avXChY04Avo

A YTP I made,from a Spongebob PSA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5-oORLm9uU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0y1TJ9wYuk

A Machinima me and my brother made about a Human and Elite roomate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLZryYtB5dI

A Halo-related YTP.

I have more videos on my Channel. sluggsnipa0 is me,my brother is Sluggsnipa.

And below is a VGcats comic I made about the recent Crisis in Japan.

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And below is a VGcats comic

I have a fetish for things like that,

:trollface:

Anyways, I'll make sure to check out some of your videos sometime!

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Anyways, I'll make sure to check out some of your videos sometime!

Thank you kind and charitiable sir,I always knew someone would mention that. :trollface:

EDIT: I just made this YTP.

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:trollface:

Anyways, I'll make sure to check out some of your videos sometime!

Lol, that's mean. :P :lol:

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Lol, that's mean. :P:lol:

To me that was the nicest compliment in the world,I've been flamed by many people,and LoneWolf's comment didn't affect me at all.

*turns away from computer*

*sobs*

*realize that I'm not funny*

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Here,a FanFic I made up.

*ATTENTION,LANGUAGE,CARTOON VIOLENCE,CRUDE HUMOR,AND SUGGESTIVE THEMES INVOLVED*

FanFix...Chapter 1?

Somewhere along the West Coast...

The Singer prepared herself,her audience was waiting.

She cleared her throat,getting ready to sing for the concert.

This is it...

She thought,she knew she could'nt screw this up.She started singing the crowd's favorite: Metric's Black Sheep.

"Hello again,friend of a friend,I knew you when...

Our common goal was waiting for the world to END!"

The fans went wild,yelling and screaming.

"Now that the Truth is just a rule that you can BEND!"

There was a frenzy in the Mosh Pit,drinks were flying around and pure chaos erupted.

The singer simply smiled and continued with her song,with her band blaring behind her.

"You crack the whip,shape shift and trick the past again!"

She kept on screaming,and the audience hummed along.

"Send you my love on a wire,Lifts you up,every time,Everyone..."

"Oohh,Pulls away,oohh,from you..."

She sings and sings,with such an angelic voice that the whole audience shuts up for the rest of the song...

Somewhere in fictional Japan...

The Pokemon trainer had been waiting,waiting for the day he could face his rival, DOOSHBAG Oak, and defeat him once more.

He stood parallel to his nemisis,with a crowd gathering,in the typical Pokemon battle style. He readied his Ball.

"I CHOOSE YOUUUUUU,CHARIZARD!!!!!"

The trainer yelled in a suprisingly American accent.

The Ball was thrown on to the ground,and out came a mighty beast,an orange dragon that glowed with heat.

"DOOSHBAG" simply scoffed at his choice and threw out his Ball. When it hit the ground,a huge blue tortise armed

with water cannnons for shoulders sprang forth.

"Eat Blastoise,you feind!"

Yelled "DOOSHBAG".

The battle continued and,throw after throw,move after move,and attack after attack,there was 2 mortally wounded Pokemon still standing.

The Trainer had Pikachu out,and "DOOSHBAG" had Blastoise out,after all that time.It seemed that all hope for our hero was lost,and

Blastoise was going to give his final move,he flinched,and Pikachu striked.The trainer's PDA read:

BLASTOISE FAINTED,THE MOVE WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

The trainer held his head up in victory,and the crowd cheered violently. He robbed "DOOSHBAG" of $430 dollars and quickly ran

to the nearest PokeCenter. The Trainer uncerimoniously held his PokeBalls up to nurse Joy,and she healed them,like always.

Our hero opened his PDA,and selected the option:Save Game. But a second before he could react,the screen of his PDA went out.

He screamed in frustration as the world around him faded to darkness,and soon after,he was nothing,consumed by the same darkness.

Back on the West Coast of the USA...

The singer had done it. She beat her old "score" and magazines praised her and callled her a "Gituar Hero".

The singer made her way back to her house in LA without being mobbed by fans,she sighed and looked at herself.

"Better change my looks before the next concert..."

She thought out loud.

She got up,but before she could react,she heard a deafaning cry of agony. Then,a Giant handheld device flew at her,then her whole world blacked

out...

On the Northern Coast of California

"WHYYY???? CURSE YOU DS OVERHEAT!"

Leo threw the DS at Aeris's TV. Aeris doged the DS,that gained self-awareness and started yelling:

"TOUCH ME!!"

In a high-pitched voice.

The DS broke in half,slightly cracking the small TV screen,ending Aeris's progress in "Gituar Hero". Before I continue,may I ask you something?

Are you familiar with the webcomic VGcats? You aren't? Oh well,Leo is a Grey cat who is a gamer,and Aeris is a Pink cat,also a gamer.

They're both roomates and friends,living somewhere in northern California. If you ask me how furries got in the real world,I do not know

but it's just a FanFic,so chillax. They have some other friends,PantsMan,an Ex-Superhero that protects Vodka Coolers,Pants,and Panties everywhere.

Krug is some kind of demon,exiled from hell because Satan got annoyed by his constant antics.

The DS stopped screaming,and the TV just had a little scratch on it. Aeris turned of the Xbox 360 and sighed,and looked at Leo.She paused...

"LEO YOU ASSFUCK I'M GONNA KILL YOU,YOU DENTED MY FUCKING TV AND DESTROYED OUR DS,GODANMIT LEO,NOW I GOTTA GET ONE OFF CRAIG'S LIST AND THE LAST TIME I DID THAT I MET A FURVERT THAT TRIED TO FUCK

ME,MY GOD YOU MAKE ME SICK!"

Aeris said at the top of her lungs.

"Aeris,it's just a little scra-"

Leo was interupped.

"A LITTLE SCRATCH,I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE SCRATCH!"

She tried to take out her claws but she realized she was de-clawed some time ago,she could rmember the humiliation at school that day...

"OMG,AERIS HAS NO CLAWS!"

"LET'S GET HER,SHE STILL OWES ME $5 BUCKS FROM PRE-K!!!"

Aeris ran,she was actually scared that day. She still beat the living crap out of them.

Leo was the only person that sat next to her in class,partly because Aeris beat him up more softly than other boys,so that isn't saying much,because 3 boys went to the ER that day.

"Ha,Aeris,no claws!"

Leo said in victory.

"Oh yeah,what did you say again?"

She held up a life-size metal replica of Link's Triforce sword.

"Oh nothing,except that you're the sweetest girl in the world."

Leo said sarcastically.

"Aww,HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE LOVE TO THE TIP OF MY BLADE?"

Aeris responded. She put away the sword,still threataning Leo.

Leo's phone rang. With an irritating Caramelldansen ringtone,which was an Aeris repellent.

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