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The WORST Video Game Reviewer Ever


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Here's my rant on this moron. :trollface:

His horrifying website-

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html

All I can say is!-

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This reviewer is SO bad, he gives me the lolz and angers me at the same time. :banghead:

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There's a *slight* chance that he's not serious. Just putting that out there.

No, I'm 99.9999999% sure he's serious :|

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Why even bother gaming if ALL you must play must center on Christianity and suck?? >.>

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Site is a gag site, guys. You all done got trolled.

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Site is a gag site, guys. You all done got trolled.

You have no proof. :facepalm:

If you find some, I'd love to see it :P

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Absolutely hilarious!!! The only thing that ticked me off was that "Spartan" joke the guy made. Why does everyone say that we are homosexual? Oh I know! Cause some IDIOT decided to take the "Scary Movie" concept and blend it in with "300"....That game reviewer is just asking for it, you know?

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Absolutely hilarious!!! The only thing that ticked me off was that "Spartan" joke the guy made. Why does everyone say that we are homosexual? Oh I know! Cause some IDIOT decided to take the "Scary Movie" concept and blend it in with "300"....That game reviewer is just asking for it, you know?

What, you're descended from Spartans as well?

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You have no proof. :facepalm:

If you find some, I'd love to see it :P

You don't need proof, but I can give you some.

While I actually know, in real life, people that would say almost the exact same, or even worse, things that guy is saying on his site ( no joke, I'm freaking dead serious ), I'm pretty sure that's just a gag site as Robert said.

Come on, look at this from his Brutal Legend review:

"Unlike real bodybuilders who grow their muscles through dedication to Christ, Satanists find themselves atrophied, both physically and spiritually, and so they need artificial means to pump them up (such as drugs or rubber suits)."

How can you take this guy seriously? And his MGS4 review totally misses any existing point of that game, even the most obvious.

Or look at this from one of the game he praises:

"The graphics and gameplay are old school, like old Final Fantasy or Zelda games only without the occult or homosexual influences."

And, anyway, look at his photo. It makes me think of a troll.

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You don't need proof, but I can give you some.

While I actually know, in real life, people that would say almost the exact same, or even worse, things that guy is saying on his site ( no joke, I'm freaking dead serious ), I'm pretty sure that's just a gag site as Robert said.

Come on, look at this from his Brutal Legend review:

"Unlike real bodybuilders who grow their muscles through dedication to Christ, Satanists find themselves atrophied, both physically and spiritually, and so they need artificial means to pump them up (such as drugs or rubber suits)."

How can you take this guy seriously? And his MGS4 review totally misses any existing point of that game, even the most obvious.

Or look at this from one of the game he praises:

"The graphics and gameplay are old school, like old Final Fantasy or Zelda games only without the occult or homosexual influences."

And, anyway, look at his photo. It makes me think of a troll.

idk... he just seems like a weird freaking person to me... plus, who the heck would put this much effort into a site that barely any one will look at, and just be trollin'? if you wanted to troll well, you'd go to a site where anyone can post a review, and then do what he does.

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idk... he just seems like a weird freaking person to me... plus, who the heck would put this much effort into a site that barely any one will look at, and just be trollin'? if you wanted to troll well, you'd go to a site where anyone can post a review, and then do what he does.

Ah-ehm, do I have to remind you that is full of sites that are on the Internet just for the sake of trolling? A lot of people would put that much effort on something like this, doing it just for the lulz ( and anyway, a nice-looking site is not that hard to make with software like Web Page Maker ).

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Ooh, come on. I can't take this guy seriously, not even under torture. He's just an obvious troll.

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idk... he just seems like a weird freaking person to me... plus, who the heck would put this much effort into a site that barely any one will look at, and just be trollin'? if you wanted to troll well, you'd go to a site where anyone can post a review, and then do what he does.

Because its funny. Duhhhh.

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I checked. He's connected to a very legit looking ministry thing.

I think he's just a guy with moronic opinions.

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