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Favorite Evil A.I.?


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  1. 1. Who is your favorite?



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Since Portal 2 was just released yesterday, I decided to make a poll of who is your favorite evil computer A.I.? If it is not on the list than just tell who and what its from. I was gonna post images of the candidates but the image expansion was too big, so if you don't know what they look like, do a google search.

I would have to choose either between GLaDOS from Portal or SHODAN from System Shock 2. GLaDOS always has a few funny joke or two from time to time and can make a you think she actually has a sense of humor. As for SHODAN, I like her because she is the kind of computer that can in some way get in your head and screw with your brain. Her voice is not as electronic sounding than GLaDOS's, but it sounds more feminine and seductive. Her most memorable quote was her saying 'Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" That could really give someone the creeps. Even for me, and I've played The Suffering.

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SHIT! I replied instead of editing my post! DAMN IT! How do you delete posts?

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SHIT! I replied instead of editing my post! DAMN IT! How do you delete posts?

You can't anymore :(

But for me it's between HAL and SHODAN

And HAL wins cuz I've never played System Shock 2 k_e_animesweat.gif

I WANT to, I just haven't found it >.<

Besides, HAL is a classic! Ya can't beat the original evil AI!! :D

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I'm gonna have to go off the poll and say the Forerunner AI from Bungie's Halo series; Mendicant Bias. Mendicant was created to lead a fleet and destroy the Gravemind by force but instead allied with the Flood and lead their attack on the Forerunners.

So it basically betrayed it's creators and allied itself with the very thing is was created to destroy.

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Vote for GLaD0S?

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

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GLaDos,she pwned all those Apeture science workers...Like A Boss. :trollface:

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Vote for GLaD0S?

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

so-much-win.jpg

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I have to go with Glados! She's a sneaky one...^_^

You never suspect a thing in the begining of the game and then she stabs you in the back and tries to kill you. Thats just awesome (thats something that would do if i were a bad guy in disguise....almost... ;) )

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I've made my decision. Between GLaDOS and SHODAN I pick SHODAN. Just the thought of a computer that can create cybernetic organic life sounds pretty cool.

Also I found this video Spoony had made and it really got my attention about the games:

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I'm gonna have to go off the poll and say the Forerunner AI from Bungie's Halo series; Mendicant Bias. Mendicant was created to lead a fleet and destroy the Gravemind by force but instead allied with the Flood and lead their attack on the Forerunners.

So it basically betrayed it's creators and allied itself with the very thing is was created to destroy.

This. Under-appreicated sidestory is under-appreciated.

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This. Under-appreicated sidestory is under-appreciated.

Hah. I though my post was going to fly completely under the radar. x.x

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Hah. I though my post was going to fly completely under the radar. x.x

I shot it down with my spartan laser.

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  • 4 weeks later...

GLaDOS, because she's funny and she has a sexy voice.

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I'd go with GLaDOS for her useful advices,

While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High-Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization. Please be careful.

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.

Her weapon of choice (Rocket turret and Deadly neurotoxin)

and because of her recipe for cake.

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.

1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

4 large eggs.

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.

2 cups all purpose flour.

Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste,

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice..

Fish shaped volatile organic compounds

and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.

1 cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.

Unsaturated polyester resin.

Fiberglass surface resins.

And volatile malted milk impoundments.

9 large egg yolks.

12 medium geosynthetic membranes.

1 cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.

2 cups rhubarb, sliced.

2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.

1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

1 large rhubarb.

1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.

Slaughter electric needle injector.

Cordless electric needle injector.

Injector needle driver.

Injector needle gun.

Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor

control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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HAL 9000 isn't evil, he is just doing what he is told: 1. Don't tell the crew what the real mission is. 2. Don't lie to the crew. This presented him with a paradox, which he felt could only be solved by killing the crew.

It could be argued that HAL wasn't really sentient.

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For me, it's a tie between Shodan and GLaDOS, but between them, I'm going with GLaDOS. (:

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