Vulvokunvrii Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 "My body is different than yours bud; want some?" *offers a piece* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 "Yes, but I got to cook in first."* Takes piece and pulls out a spoon and lighter and cooks it that way* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 *Releases the zombie squirrels that throw bomb nuts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 *Logic Bomb activate* "It is impossible for zombies to exist because they are physically impossible, and there is no such virus that causes zombies." *The zombie squirrels vaporize into oblivion* *Suddenly, Schnitzel, pointing at the user:* "Oooooo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 "Logic Bombs don't work like your average bomb, its basically a computer virus that destroys networked systems from the inside - okay I'll give you that one." *stops fighting and beginnings drinking Romulan Ale.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 *Tells the user about my army of Anti-Tingle robots* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 *Tells the user about my army of Anti-Tingle robots* "OooOo, tell me more." *passes the liquor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 "Obviously, they are robots that are used to kill Tingles, but since the Tingles have a cloning machine, they can never kill them all. I don't know where the cloning machine is..." *Takes a drink* "When I said 'army', it's more like 2 dozen, give or take, but the robots make up for it with the weapons they use. The weapons they use are a modified AK-47, grenade launcher, and a High-Frequency Chainsaw." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 "So if you find this machine, you'll be one step closer to eradicating the dreaded Tingle." *takes another drink* "Maybe what you need is a little death-from-above hardware." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 "Trust me, we've tried that. We blew up Tingle's Tower so many times, it seems impossible to keep Tingle's Tower from getting rebuilt. That leads me to believe that the cloning machine is located somewhere else, even then, destroying it probably won't help. Tingles are like cockroaches and Kenny; They are hard to kill and they keep coming back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 *watches from really far away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 "Trust me, we've tried that. We blew up Tingle's Tower so many times, it seems impossible to keep Tingle's Tower from getting rebuilt. That leads me to believe that the cloning machine is located somewhere else, even then, destroying it probably won't help. Tingles are like cockroaches and Kenny; They are hard to kill and they keep coming back." "Well, only one for it then." *gets up, walks over to an object covered with a tarp. Removes tarp in dramatic fashion* "Tada! Its a time machine!! Now all we have to do is go back in time, locate the origin of the Tingle and stop them from ever existing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 "Time doesn't work like that. If you go back in time to change something, the present won't change because the past already happened, time machine or not. But the Tingles aren't really a threat anyway. The worst they can do is rush you and start slapping you lightly and repeatedly, and it's actually quite hilarious seeing them get themselves killed. It's not like they are smart enough to make any dangerous weapons, unless you count a botched transformation of their tower to a rocket ship, or stapling a sock to a telephone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 "Time doesn't work like that. If you go back in time to change something, the present won't change because the past already happened, time machine or not. But the Tingles aren't really a threat anyway. The worst they can do is rush you and start slapping you lightly and repeatedly, and it's actually quite hilarious seeing them get themselves killed. It's not like they are smart enough to make any dangerous weapons, unless you count a botched transformation of their tower to a rocket ship, or stapling a sock to a telephone." "Time travel works, if you only believe." *has a wonderful thought, begins to fly with magic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 "Pff, I can do that too, with genjuitsu. That being said, screw gravity." *Floats away* *A few minutes later, I come back, wearing a Spy mask with Fox's face on it* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 "So time travel should be no problem with you then." *floats down, gets into time machine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 *Still wearing the Fox mask* "No it wouldn't, but as I said, it wouldn't make a difference. You change something in the past, something happens to return it to what it was, or the change will have no effect on the present. So if we destroy the first Tingle, he'll still be in the present because he'll just keep coming back. Destroy the cloning machine, they'll make another one. Also, they keep moving it around, so if we find its location in the past, it wont be there in the present." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 *smiles evilly, activating time shift* "Oh I'm gonna change the past and infiltrate the Tingle, but who said that I wasn't gonna play for the other team?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 *As Fox, still* "Go ahead and do it. As I said: 'It wouldn't make a difference'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 *Disappears into time vortex, vortex closes. Silence.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 *Sitting on a rock, STILL wearing the Fox mask, eating Sweet Tarts with Goro, for some reason.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Asks the user above what you get if you cross country and rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 *Still wearing the Fox mask, attempts to combine the two words* "Craptry? I don't know. Something makes me think Kid Rock or something." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Drops the bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 "Oh, thats a shame. I could have used that to add a certain 'Omph' to my songs, and now its broken." (I know what you mean't though) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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