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I -AM- the Legend Killer. B)

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I am the Game. And I'm that damn GOOD!

Nice one! XD

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Oh, IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE!

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That was a quote. 8)

And here's my next, crazy and weird... but a quote.

I'm just a sexy boy, (sexy boy) I'm not you're boy toy! (boy toy)

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FINISH HIM! Self destruct in 5...4...3...2...1... BOOM!

CYRAX WINS! FATALITY!

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In GTA: San Andreas, you should get the following: Vending carts, shopping carts with 360HP engines, tables with wheels attached, a cow launcher, firecrackers/bottle rockets/etc....

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OH S***, YOUR F**KED! . . . . . .

Gravy...

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I got in a taxi once and got him to reverse all the way there. When he got there, he owed me money.

What is an estimated bill? I know, they're making it up. I estimate I owe you **** all.

I called the shopping channel yesterday, they said, 'how can I help you', I said, 'I'm just lookin' thanks.'

I go out one night and my wife leaves the landing light on. I ask her 'Why'd you leave the light on?' And my wife goes 'Burglars.' Yeah, a burglar's gonna walk up to your house and go 'No, no, no, they're all gathered on the landing.'

The trouble I had getting here! None! Straight through, no problem.

I get into my appartment and open the wardrobe. It's got a pillow and a blanket in it. I tell ya, that's the worst nights sleep I've ever had.

You see, the stupid thing about email is that it's supposed to be a faster way of communication. But what does someone do when they send you email? They phone you up: 'I've sent you email. Ring me back when you get it.'

Have you left your bag...UNATTENDED...at any time?! Well, it's been in the loft for six months.

I got up at 11:00 today. I would've got up sooner, but **** it, I was asleep.

I wanted to knock two rooms into one, but now every time I go to bed, I fall back down into the ****** lounge.

In places with smoking and No Smoking areas, how does the smoke know? Smoke: 'Ooo, it's the No Smoking bit, we're not supposed to go in there.'

Why isn't there a window in a plane toilet? I don't think people are gonna see you at 10,000 feet. Unless there's a man outside flapping his arms saying 'You alright mate?'

A policeman pulled me over on his bike, I said 'I was only borrowing it for five ******' minutes.'

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In GTA: San Andreas, you should get the following: Vending carts, shopping carts with 360HP engines, tables with wheels attached, a cow launcher, firecrackers/bottle rockets/etc....

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OH S***, YOUR F**KED! . . . . . .

Gravy...

Umm... Buttered toast? :cry:

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I got in a taxi once and got him to reverse all the way there. When he got there, he owed me money.

What is an estimated bill? I know, they're making it up. I estimate I owe you **** all.

I called the shopping channel yesterday, they said, 'how can I help you', I said, 'I'm just lookin' thanks.'

I go out one night and my wife leaves the landing light on. I ask her 'Why'd you leave the light on?' And my wife goes 'Burglars.' Yeah, a burglar's gonna walk up to your house and go 'No, no, no, they're all gathered on the landing.'

The trouble I had getting here! None! Straight through, no problem.

I get into my appartment and open the wardrobe. It's got a pillow and a blanket in it. I tell ya, that's the worst nights sleep I've ever had.

You see, the stupid thing about email is that it's supposed to be a faster way of communication. But what does someone do when they send you email? They phone you up: 'I've sent you email. Ring me back when you get it.'

Have you left your bag...UNATTENDED...at any time?! Well, it's been in the loft for six months.

I got up at 11:00 today. I would've got up sooner, but **** it, I was asleep.

I wanted to knock two rooms into one, but now every time I go to bed, I fall back down into the ****** lounge.

In places with smoking and No Smoking areas, how does the smoke know? Smoke: 'Ooo, it's the No Smoking bit, we're not supposed to go in there.'

Why isn't there a window in a plane toilet? I don't think people are gonna see you at 10,000 feet. Unless there's a man outside flapping his arms saying 'You alright mate?'

A policeman pulled me over on his bike, I said 'I was only borrowing it for five ******' minutes.'

ROTFLOL

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I bought a relaxation tape, 'Sound of the Ocean Waves, and there was nothing on it. So I took it back to the shop and the bloke said "Well the tide's out innit."

I'm just going to ask you some security questions. Is that Ok? ...Did you pack your bag...yourself? -Oh ******* Well Done! I'm a Terrorist! How did you crack me like that?

"DVD, Video, Combo. Now, I've actually got one of these myself." Where do these people live? A ******* Warehouse?!

I lost my keys the other day, and when I found them, my wife said "Funny isn't it. You always find them in the last place you look." "Well Yes," I said. "I wouldn't look, Find them and then keep ******* looking!" "Oh, I've found'em, but **** it, I'll just keep looking."

Women have this secret place called 'Side.' A bloke goes up to his wife "Where's the car keys love?" "On the side" The bloke looks around. "There's 14 ******* Sides down 'ere! Which ******* is it?" :lol:

Two women, "Where are the car keys Audrey?" "On the side." "Right, Got'em."

The hammer throw. It's not a ******* hammer, is it? Can you imagine trying to bang in a nail with one of those things?

Next time you're at the doctors for an appointment and he doesn't see you til an hour later, when he comes out and says "Alright, I'll see you now." Just say "No you ******* won't! I've still got a few more posters to read yet. Sit the **** down."

What is it with Caravaners? You go up and talk to one and they say "Oh, this camp's lovely. It's got all the amenities; running water, electrical points..." STAY IN A ******* HOTEL THEN!

If there's ever a Third World War, they should just stick a load of Pregnant Women along the front line. All the Soldiers would come along going "Arrr" and all the women would just go "**** OFF!"

You go into a Gas Showroom, and all they've ever got is cookers and heaters. Go up to one of them and say, "Show me some gas, I'm interested." And they keep trying to tell us that Gas is so much better than Electric, so when you do see them, just say "You're lights, what sort of gas do they run on then?" And on that note about Electric Companies, why do they keep trying to sell us Electricity anyway. I mean, we've all got it already. We wouldn't be able to see your adverts if we didn't.

You go for an X-Ray. The nurse'll lie you down on that little table. And then she goes and stands behind this Bomb-Proof Bloody Wall, And then she'll look through that little window and go "Everythings gonna be alright. Just lay still" ..."WHY THE ******* HELL YOU BEHIND THERE THEN?!"

As soon as those wheels hit the Spanish Runway, the British are up. And the Stewardess is like "Please, everyone remain in their seats until we reach the Terminal." "Yeah, **** Off, I'm on me 'olidays." You can't stop 'em. The British on holiday are like animals. There would never be a Hostage Situation on a Spanish Flight. There'd be a terrorist going "EVERYONE! REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS!" "**** OFF! I want me luggage."

I came back from America and I flew back home... Well I'm not ******* swimming, **** that!

I scared a burglar the other day, I broke into his ******* house.

Freestyle Swimming, what the **** is that?! I'll tell you what it is, Do what you like. Alright then, I'll bring a speedboat.

You ever do that thing where you walk into a room and forget why you went in there. You ask yourself "Now why did I come in here?" Why are you asking you, you don't ******* know!

I lost my dog, so I put an advert in the Newspaper. It says *Whistles* Here Boy!

Quickest way out of a Supermarket is to just get a Family Sized pack of Bog-Roll and just run at the Checkout, "OUT THE WAY!"

Three in the morning, the phone'll ring and my wife'll turn to me and say "Who's that calling at this time?" "I don't ******* know! If I knew that, we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Flan: A dessert made of custard that is also an enemy in Final Fantasy.

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COCKY LITTLE FREAKS!

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dude, all i can say is dude. hoooooooo haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

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