Kuragari Krazoa Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 You will stop taking this s*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 I -AM- the Legend Killer. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuragari Krazoa Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 I am the Game. And I'm that damn GOOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I am the Game. And I'm that damn GOOD! Nice one! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brotheroffalco Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I am the ultimate life form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Oh, IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brotheroffalco Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Oh' date=' IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE![/quote'] damn straight B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 That was a quote. 8) And here's my next, crazy and weird... but a quote. I'm just a sexy boy, (sexy boy) I'm not you're boy toy! (boy toy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuragari Krazoa Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Auughh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Doe Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Normal View, Normal View, NORMAL VIEWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuragari Krazoa Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 FINISH HIM! Self destruct in 5...4...3...2...1... BOOM! CYRAX WINS! FATALITY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Krystal Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 In GTA: San Andreas, you should get the following: Vending carts, shopping carts with 360HP engines, tables with wheels attached, a cow launcher, firecrackers/bottle rockets/etc.... This message will self destruct when this post ends. OH S***, YOUR F**KED! . . . . . . Gravy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Doe Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I got in a taxi once and got him to reverse all the way there. When he got there, he owed me money. What is an estimated bill? I know, they're making it up. I estimate I owe you **** all. I called the shopping channel yesterday, they said, 'how can I help you', I said, 'I'm just lookin' thanks.' I go out one night and my wife leaves the landing light on. I ask her 'Why'd you leave the light on?' And my wife goes 'Burglars.' Yeah, a burglar's gonna walk up to your house and go 'No, no, no, they're all gathered on the landing.' The trouble I had getting here! None! Straight through, no problem. I get into my appartment and open the wardrobe. It's got a pillow and a blanket in it. I tell ya, that's the worst nights sleep I've ever had. You see, the stupid thing about email is that it's supposed to be a faster way of communication. But what does someone do when they send you email? They phone you up: 'I've sent you email. Ring me back when you get it.' Have you left your bag...UNATTENDED...at any time?! Well, it's been in the loft for six months. I got up at 11:00 today. I would've got up sooner, but **** it, I was asleep. I wanted to knock two rooms into one, but now every time I go to bed, I fall back down into the ****** lounge. In places with smoking and No Smoking areas, how does the smoke know? Smoke: 'Ooo, it's the No Smoking bit, we're not supposed to go in there.' Why isn't there a window in a plane toilet? I don't think people are gonna see you at 10,000 feet. Unless there's a man outside flapping his arms saying 'You alright mate?' A policeman pulled me over on his bike, I said 'I was only borrowing it for five ******' minutes.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 In GTA: San Andreas, you should get the following: Vending carts, shopping carts with 360HP engines, tables with wheels attached, a cow launcher, firecrackers/bottle rockets/etc.... This message will self destruct when this post ends. OH S***, YOUR F**KED! . . . . . . Gravy... Umm... Buttered toast? :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Wilopolis Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 BEWARE! ZIO IS AFTER YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramuza Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 UFO! Unopened Flamthrower Outlet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brotheroffalco Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I got in a taxi once and got him to reverse all the way there. When he got there, he owed me money. What is an estimated bill? I know, they're making it up. I estimate I owe you **** all. I called the shopping channel yesterday, they said, 'how can I help you', I said, 'I'm just lookin' thanks.' I go out one night and my wife leaves the landing light on. I ask her 'Why'd you leave the light on?' And my wife goes 'Burglars.' Yeah, a burglar's gonna walk up to your house and go 'No, no, no, they're all gathered on the landing.' The trouble I had getting here! None! Straight through, no problem. I get into my appartment and open the wardrobe. It's got a pillow and a blanket in it. I tell ya, that's the worst nights sleep I've ever had. You see, the stupid thing about email is that it's supposed to be a faster way of communication. But what does someone do when they send you email? They phone you up: 'I've sent you email. Ring me back when you get it.' Have you left your bag...UNATTENDED...at any time?! Well, it's been in the loft for six months. I got up at 11:00 today. I would've got up sooner, but **** it, I was asleep. I wanted to knock two rooms into one, but now every time I go to bed, I fall back down into the ****** lounge. In places with smoking and No Smoking areas, how does the smoke know? Smoke: 'Ooo, it's the No Smoking bit, we're not supposed to go in there.' Why isn't there a window in a plane toilet? I don't think people are gonna see you at 10,000 feet. Unless there's a man outside flapping his arms saying 'You alright mate?' A policeman pulled me over on his bike, I said 'I was only borrowing it for five ******' minutes.' ROTFLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Wilopolis Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 *insert Voldo hiss here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuragari Krazoa Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 CJ:If I stop runnin', you dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Doe Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 WASABI!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Doe Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 I bought a relaxation tape, 'Sound of the Ocean Waves, and there was nothing on it. So I took it back to the shop and the bloke said "Well the tide's out innit." I'm just going to ask you some security questions. Is that Ok? ...Did you pack your bag...yourself? -Oh ******* Well Done! I'm a Terrorist! How did you crack me like that? "DVD, Video, Combo. Now, I've actually got one of these myself." Where do these people live? A ******* Warehouse?! I lost my keys the other day, and when I found them, my wife said "Funny isn't it. You always find them in the last place you look." "Well Yes," I said. "I wouldn't look, Find them and then keep ******* looking!" "Oh, I've found'em, but **** it, I'll just keep looking." Women have this secret place called 'Side.' A bloke goes up to his wife "Where's the car keys love?" "On the side" The bloke looks around. "There's 14 ******* Sides down 'ere! Which ******* is it?" Two women, "Where are the car keys Audrey?" "On the side." "Right, Got'em." The hammer throw. It's not a ******* hammer, is it? Can you imagine trying to bang in a nail with one of those things? Next time you're at the doctors for an appointment and he doesn't see you til an hour later, when he comes out and says "Alright, I'll see you now." Just say "No you ******* won't! I've still got a few more posters to read yet. Sit the **** down." What is it with Caravaners? You go up and talk to one and they say "Oh, this camp's lovely. It's got all the amenities; running water, electrical points..." STAY IN A ******* HOTEL THEN! If there's ever a Third World War, they should just stick a load of Pregnant Women along the front line. All the Soldiers would come along going "Arrr" and all the women would just go "**** OFF!" You go into a Gas Showroom, and all they've ever got is cookers and heaters. Go up to one of them and say, "Show me some gas, I'm interested." And they keep trying to tell us that Gas is so much better than Electric, so when you do see them, just say "You're lights, what sort of gas do they run on then?" And on that note about Electric Companies, why do they keep trying to sell us Electricity anyway. I mean, we've all got it already. We wouldn't be able to see your adverts if we didn't. You go for an X-Ray. The nurse'll lie you down on that little table. And then she goes and stands behind this Bomb-Proof Bloody Wall, And then she'll look through that little window and go "Everythings gonna be alright. Just lay still" ..."WHY THE ******* HELL YOU BEHIND THERE THEN?!" As soon as those wheels hit the Spanish Runway, the British are up. And the Stewardess is like "Please, everyone remain in their seats until we reach the Terminal." "Yeah, **** Off, I'm on me 'olidays." You can't stop 'em. The British on holiday are like animals. There would never be a Hostage Situation on a Spanish Flight. There'd be a terrorist going "EVERYONE! REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS!" "**** OFF! I want me luggage." I came back from America and I flew back home... Well I'm not ******* swimming, **** that! I scared a burglar the other day, I broke into his ******* house. Freestyle Swimming, what the **** is that?! I'll tell you what it is, Do what you like. Alright then, I'll bring a speedboat. You ever do that thing where you walk into a room and forget why you went in there. You ask yourself "Now why did I come in here?" Why are you asking you, you don't ******* know! I lost my dog, so I put an advert in the Newspaper. It says *Whistles* Here Boy! Quickest way out of a Supermarket is to just get a Family Sized pack of Bog-Roll and just run at the Checkout, "OUT THE WAY!" Three in the morning, the phone'll ring and my wife'll turn to me and say "Who's that calling at this time?" "I don't ******* know! If I knew that, we wouldn't need the bloody phone!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Hmm, I wonder what those ******* take the place of. *Snickers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Wilopolis Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Flan: A dessert made of custard that is also an enemy in Final Fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 COCKY LITTLE FREAKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 dude, all i can say is dude. hoooooooo haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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