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REDEEMER + MARRIAGE?!?!?!


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:-o Holy crap! This has gotta be a first, a marriage proposal on a Star Fox site!

Congratulations you two! I always sensed a chemistry there!

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Congrats, because there is no possible way in any part of the world that this could actually be a joke

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Since words just can't do this justice, here's an image macro;

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Good luck you two! :D

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Congrats, because there is no possible way in any part of the world that this could actually be a joke

Ohh Dras, your int to tell about bull shittery never ceases to amaze me, lol.

And yeah, this is all based off a call I was in with her, and I just kinda did this for the lulz, told her to be silly and go along with it, and she didn't at first, and just... THis hapened. XDD

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I figured as much

due to similar situations I'm married to like eighty people so yeah

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Aww, have some fun, Dras. I mean, I am widowed about thirty times, and then that same number in undead lovers of the night~ XDDD

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Oh I do have fun

i have fun eighty times a night

Wanna make it eighty-one~?

And yeah, AJC, this is all fun. x3

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Wanna make it eighty-one~?

...

*divorces Fluxy's whore ass*

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*divorces Fluxy's whore ass*

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

Redeemer.... I am telling you, if anything, my love for you beats all others, and I know our hearts are beating on the same pulse, letting us feel the same.

And we both feel down and shitty, don't we.

Come back to me, my arms, and love me like we used to just yesterday!

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REDEEMER! forget about fluxy! he's old news his time is through. come hang out at a amusement park with a REAL man!

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Oh Fluxy, what a fool I have been. I fell for you so hard I did not notice those other women. Yet I am still drawn to you, like a moth to a flame. And like the moth, I am destined to be burned once more.

Oh Fluxy, my dearest, I am at odds with myself.

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Redeemer, you know you want to marry him... and then you know you want to ask me to play at your wedding :3

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Redeemer, you know you want to marry him... and then you know you want to ask me to play at your wedding :3

Oh yeah, I'd be honoured to have you play! :D

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*happy dance* i hope you like classical guitar :P

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As Captain Xortberg of the S.S. Pony, I would be honored to be the one to perform the wedding.

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Oh Fluxy, what a fool I have been. I fell for you so hard I did not notice those other women. Yet I am still drawn to you, like a moth to a flame. And like the moth, I am destined to be burned once more.

Oh Fluxy, my dearest, I am at odds with myself.

And I, too, am at many odds, as in, which, who, where, what, and why...

Which, is like the dew of dawn. Which part of Hayley do I love the most? The refreshing sense I feel when it brushes through my toes, or the nice cool smell that it gives off when you come out of the shower.

Who, is like who truly -is- the doctor? But, I don't need to know, because I know my love for you.

Where, as in where shall I find us a place to live? If only I could put you in the mansion of my heart for all eternity.

What, as in what are we doing here?! We are living -our- life.

Why... Why have I not proposed to you any sooner?

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And I'll do pictures too if you want!

Gee Red, you won't have to worry about all the stressful planning stuff with a wedding, you'll just have people volunteer for everything! lucky you :P

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Xort, you can be the best man. :-D And Fira, you're so talented! Guitar and photography? You're hired! :3

Oh Fluxy, my Fluxy, where are we going? I do not know if you are sincere, as you fornicate with others behind my turned, trusting back.

How do I know you will not fail me once more?

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Xort, you can be the best man. :-D And Fira, you're so talented! Guitar and phorography? You're hired! :3

Oh Fluxy, my Fluxy, where are we going? I do not know if you are sincere, as you fornicate with others behind my turned, trusting back.

How do I know you will not fail me once more?

If you turn your back once more, you will feel the sweet sweet love of my arms.

Trust me, my love, once more.

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Oh hell Fluxy, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO QUIT YOU!

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She's supposed to marry me, I fought off hordes of skeletons and zombies and spiders with nothing but my bare hands and the power of lady godiva on my side, all so she could build a treehouse!

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I SMELL A ROCK-PAPER-SICCORS DEATH MATCH COMING ON!!

Fluxy, shroom, Dr. Al, go!

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I have a rock, and it is for Hayley~

In all serious fake seriousness, REDEEMER!!! COME TO ME! *pulls close and hugs till death do us part*

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