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ranzick

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*Kicks Leo into a swimming pool, before he could hug me*

Lilacs: That was close, fire is an Era's worst enemy.

*bits next poster with sharp teeth*

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*screams profanities

*Is pissed off because he is wet

*is bitten by Lilacs

*throws the next Poster towards a flaming pit

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o_O *Ignores the fact that this is very improbable and dives out of the way of the pit and accidently tackles the next poster*

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*Is covered in bits of Xion's arm

*rips off Xion's other arm

*Me and Raj beat the next poster with Xion's arms

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*Kills hitman with claws alone*

Lilacs: Man, they just don't make hitmen like they used to.

*pulls out laser mini-gun and mows down the next poster*

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*Pulls out lightsaber and trys to deflect the laser-fire

*Fails miserably

*throws thee rubber mallets at next poster

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Lilacs: Sorry but B.O.B can't really die, but sometimes his mouth falls off.

B.O.B:WWWWWWWW///////WWWEEEEEEEE333EEEe3eeE33ee3e3e

*next posters ears start to bleed from B.O.B going WWWWWWWW///////WWWEEEEEEEE333EEEe3eeE33ee3e3e*

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*auditory sensors = off*

*next poster blacks out and awakens to...*

Ah, they sent me a new subject. Tell me...do you know what happens when a human is pumped full of fluid?

*grabs high-pressure water hose* Let's find out, shall we? :spam:

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  • 2 weeks later...

I want to post the Father from Family Guy, groining and clutching his shin like he does in the show but I can't...

*Transfers the Kick to the next poster*

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*ducks kick* whoo that was close

*sneak attacks next poster with piko-piko hammer

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  • 2 weeks later...
Guest Eclipsed Phoenix

*falls over*

Leo.....tooo......heavy.....*gaaa*

*force levitates leo and throws him into the next poster*

owie...a boo boo

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*grabs Leo, follows through, and throws him back*  Watch where you toss your garbage, fleshbag.

Mm, let's have a little...fun. *wraps self around next poster's head, smothering them*

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*Wearing water pack on his gills*

Lilacs: Nice try.

*Pulls silver demon off his face and starts to stomp it with his steel toed boots*

*Kicks the next poster between the legs with the steel toed boots*

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