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*Receives Rosh Penin (the Jar Jar of the sequels)*

*Inserts Kyle Katarn*

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You get Desann!

*Inserts Tavion*

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Gets a ticket home... can I have that?

*Inserts a rock*

<.< ... WHAT?! That's all I could find here! Aside from all the ammo and brass.

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Receives the Aluminum Falcon!

Inserts a 7.62 brass casing

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(I missed you on your last leave R_G. Sorry about that)

You get a bullet with your name on it. Better hang onto that one, that way you will never be shot.

*Inserts cold on the cob.*

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*Receives burning kebab (lol?)*

*Inserts Baldrick's poem

This Baldrick is also a poet. His greatest poem is, without a doubt, 'The German Guns'. The words are: Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom

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You get blown to hell.

*Inserts Predator mask*

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*Out comes a alien mask*

*Inserts Special Zombies*

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You get infected!

*Inserts .308-caliber Armor-Piercing bullet*

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*Out comes Bloodshed*

*Inserts National Geographic special on firetrucks*

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*Gets a lot of Firefighters*

*inserts 12 guys hidden in a portapotty*

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*Receives Puu-I*

*Inserts New Super Mario Bros. Puu!*

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*Out comes Nintendo falling behind again ;;*

*Inserts THERMODYNAMICS*

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You get Areodynamics! (Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind.)

*Inserts Skaarj warrior's severed head*

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*Receives Ayers Rock*

*Inserts Han Solo*

It's called Uluru now

It's called Uluru now

*receives a pound of matted hair*

*inserts Son Hedge, and a military grade explosive*

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You get enough C4 to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger!

*Inserts aforementioned actor*

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*recieves Dane Cook*

*Inserts a coin with a string attached to it *

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You get eaten by the machine!

*inserts random user's weapon*

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*Out comes Scrap metal*

*Inserts Claymore (the sword not the mine :l)*

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*recieves The Eyelander*

*inserts scottish resistance (the TF2 weapon)*

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You get Whiskey!

*Inserts Anti-Tank Mine* *Runs away*

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