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Star_Dragon

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You omitted to insert anything.....

*Out comes Black Hole* (Run!)

*Insert Zeeky Boogie Doog*

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out comes something half retarted

inserts salmon

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*Receives something awful in taste*

*Puts in a Queen Greatest Hits CD*

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-out comes

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-inserts marble going 25 meters a second-

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*Receives something awful in taste*

*Puts in a Queen Greatest Hits CD*

But....But Salmon tastes amazing!

*Receives a bang on my helmet*

*Inserts Tardis*

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You omitted to insert anything.....

*Out comes Black Hole* (Run!)

*Insert Zeeky Boogie Doog*

Oh.... I meant to put in a Rawst berry.

You receive a plastic cutlery set.

*Inserts Rawst berry*

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*Receives aftertaste*

*Insert DDOS*

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-out comes nexon-

-inserts floating island-

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Gets tje island, but its on the back of a giant turtle.

Inserts a gift with a pretty bow on it.

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Out comes an card swipe machine asing if you want 20 bucks in cash back. *fucking yes mofo, clicks 20 dollars back*

Inserts a lemon lime drink.

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YOu get 8bit music trying to punt 16bit out the window.

Inserts the part in the matrix where those soldiers in black shoot the crap out of the room.

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*Receives millions upon millions 'o bullet holes*

*Inserts Faber-Castell Art Pens*

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Gets people flocking to buy them for school.

Inserts a SPAS-12 "automatic shotgun"

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(People don't buy Faber-Castell Art Pens for school that often. They're professional-quality and pretty expensive)

*Receives sinister feeling and empowerment*

*Insert Hyper Laser*

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Gets it ove heating in their hands.

Inserts a Striker-12 from South Africa.

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*Receives Injuries*

*Inserts Wacom Drawing Tablet*

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*Receives bullet holes*

*Insert overly-used meme*

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Gets my talons and everyone elses foot up your ass.

Inserts Killing FLoor's awesoem musical score.

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