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*receives hot tea in cup*

 

*inserts Cloud Atlas*

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*Receives a normal Atlas*

*inserts Fabled Apps*

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*receives broken Iphone*

 

*inserts The Fifth Element (movie)*

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Gets good ratings..? (I didn't see that movie sadly)

Inserts French Toast with Syrup and some potatos on the side.

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*gets Denny's menu*

 

*inserts Kentucky rifle*

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I give you Excalibur II

*puts in Sting (Bilbo's Sword)*

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Gets something that better than a flare-cause it kills and lights the way.

Inserts an mordor blade.

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*receives a bottle of poison*

*inserts 100 dollars, then 50 dollars, then 20, then ten, then five, then a quarter, then a dime, then a nickel*

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Gets a wish overload, giving the user above one extra year on their life span :)

Inserts 499 US dollars....

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Out comes a overheating nuclear ball of fusion. AKA sun.

 

Inserts Physgun.

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Gets Combine Troopers and ELites flying all over the citadel while the player goes: :evil: <---evil look

Inserts Plasma Grenades.

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*receives the same plasma grenades*

*inserts majority mentality but does not expect a difference*

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Gets zero change.

Inserts the Ukrainiane band known as Firelake.

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*gets alot of screaming in a language I don't understand*

 

*inserts USS Nimitz*

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(not all of it is screaming bud)

Gets a really awesome Nuclear Powered Air Craft Carrier.

*FUN FACT: Nimitz Class carriers don't have be refueled for 13 years.

 

Inserts USS Midway...

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*receives Hydrogen and Oxygen in pure form*

*inserts vegetable, animal and mineral*

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Gets Cave Johnson angrily giving it back.

Inserts a present-day Pilot Helmet.

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*receives an Anakin Skywalker helmet*
*Inserts an arm, and a leg*

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