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SF-O Vending Machine


Star_Dragon

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Gets Mai Ling telling you ll the Chinese proverbs you can handle.

Inserts Revolver Ocelot.

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*receives a different juice*

 

*Inserts 3 pints of goats milk, a goats hoof, a goats foot and a goat*

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*receives dead goats*

 

*inserts zombie moose*

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The vending machine falls on you and laugh my a§§ off. :lol:

Insert Naked Snake.

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Gets Lots of Russians chasing him

Inserts Inserts professor Sokolov.

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You see him get captured by The Boss.

Insert her Patriot.

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Gets a Nova Six gas bomb blowing up in your face, choking you and shiling your lungs to ash in seconds.

Inserts a regular average joe marker.

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*receives a cup of java*

*inserts a band aid and a lemonade and some orangeade* 

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*you receive a bottle of romani milk, but use it before the three days run out*

*inserts a nickel made of nickle* 

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Gets new ones every few years...

Inserts Mica(its a really easy to brake flimsy mineral. It flakes off really easily)

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*receives a flimsy plastic*

*inserts the severed head of a barbarian pretender to the throne*

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Out comes a brick flying at your head.

Insert this smiley:   :lol:

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*receive a not smiley* 

*inserts Neoware's future spouse*

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Gets....I don't know what he'd get to be honest :lol:

Inserts the Steven King drinking game.

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*receives many interesting things*

*inserts Dark's future spouse*

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Gets nothng-I don't plan on getting married.

Inserts a pizza that is really tasty with your favorite toppings on it.

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