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SF-O Vending Machine


Star_Dragon

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*receives an audioclip of the late great Pavarotti singing Funiculi, Funicula*

*inserts a tomato*

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Gets tomato paste.

Inserts pesto dip sauce.

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*receives condiments*

*inserts Cold Chisel*

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Gets a hammer to knock the chisel about.

Inserts a jackhammer.

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*receives small bits of ground*

*inserts Alternate Current, Direct Current*

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Gets one confusing electrical wire line.

Inserts a base.

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*Receives a baseball*

 

*Inserts a quiet riot*

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Gets laugher-ther'es not such thing.

Inserts a vending machine.

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*receives a topic in which people post tidbits*

*Inserts DZ* 

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Gets good maintainenc when he's around.

Inserts Steve.

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*receives either a best friend or a worst enemy*

*inserts all 20 of the people who attended Marka Ragnos' funeral, with the exception of Naga Sadow* 

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Gets them all being killed in later years.

Inserts Onderon.

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*receives a civil war that the fate of can be decided at your whim*

*inserts Korriban (Revan era)*

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*Gets it torn to shreds and Tukata devouring silly salvager teams.

Inserts the Ebon Hawk.

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*receives an annoying ship*

*receives a copy of Mein Kampf*

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*Gets it thrown into an incinerator.

Inserts a MArk Twain book.

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*receives interesting things for the world*

*Inserts Halley's comet*

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*Out comes the Comet Observatory*

 

*Inserts a Luma*

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Gets someone Screwing Prince Elite for bringing up 'Neoware's future spouse'.

Insert....nothing.

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You get nothing.

Inserts a pile of clothing.

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You get refunded.

Insert a ton of cement.

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Gets a nice fresh sidewalk for people to walk on.

Inserts a hack-saw..

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*receives splinters*
 

*inserts China*

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*receives a ton of 'In Soviet Russia' jokes*

 

*inserts punching bag*

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