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Star_Dragon

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Out comes autographed boxing gloves.

 

Inserts Chuck Norris.

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Out comes the awesome in a pure physical form with a message that says "Chuck Norris approved".

Inserts a half-eaten coco puff.

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*receives the power of chocolaty goodness and spreads chaos*

 

*inserts Soul Edge, the Evil Blade*

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*Gets the evil blade from Mordor crossing its arms looking at you*

Inserts giant golden eagles of awesomeness*

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*receives a plot hole*

 

*inserts Glamdring and Orcrist*

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*Gets the evil blade from Mordor crossing its arms looking at you*

 

<_< Not the same Evil Blade.

 

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*receives a can of soda I actually wanted*

 

*inserts post card of a Hawaiian sunset*

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Gets a Post card of the Casino Point building in Catalina Island.

Inserts a Post card with the Statue of Liberty on it.

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*Gets a NY snow globe.*

 

*Inserts three more wishes*

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*gets a f*ckillion dollars, hot girlfriend and super powers*

 

*inserts cookie jar*

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You get cookies

 

Insert Prince Elite's future spouse (Get out of that one)

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Gets an eight ball saying, "Fuck if I know."

Inserts a Playstation 1 system.

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*receives an amazing two dollar rebate for the PS2*

 

*inserts an expensive contract to play on a professional sports team*

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*receives a broken leg and shattered dreams*

 

*inserts Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper*

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Gets the Emperor giving you a Cherry Coke.

Inserts "You're not me".

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*Out comes amateur movie director*

 

*Inserts inserts the Heavy Weapons Guy*

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*Receives $400,000 in twelve seconds*

 

*Inserts a potato*

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Gets mashed potatoes with cheese on it.

Inserts shrimp with chips.

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*receives seasoned and deep fried king pron basket with a side of garlic fries*

 

*inserts Darth Malgus' lightsaber*

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You get someone Googling 'Who the HELL is Darth Malgus?!'

Insert a chair.

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*receives LazyBoy, sits in it and watches reruns of COPS*

 

*inserts 6 pack of Killians Red*

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*receives a lot of red things*

*Inserts Kurt Angle's medals*

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*Receives an "Angle Lock", which hurts...*

 

*Inserts a picture of the Mona Lisa*

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*Out comes a book by Da Vinci*

 

*Inserts Spiderman*

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*receives Armagohma* 


*inserts the Twilight Sepulcher*

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