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SF-O Vending Machine


Star_Dragon

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Gets Bugs bunny plugging it with his index finger (though it should be the middle finger just for shits and giggles, but its a kids cartoon. It evolved from the 40's drastically)

Inserts a Mauser C96 handgun.

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Gets a good dollar deal at subway.

Inserts Congress and all their infinite wisdom (which is zero by the way)

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Gets Wil E. Coyote attached to it minutes later.

Inserts a cunning trap.

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(Wow, I'm surprised this thread is still running. Saves me the trouble of rebooting it AGAIN.)

 

You get... caught.

 

*Inserts Railgun from Quake II*

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Gets hostiles exploding into gibs.

Inserts a Sentry Gun.

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Gets Russians fantasizing about tesla weapons.

Inserts rubber.

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Gets drunks putting it on their head thinking they are a wizard.

Inserts J.J. Abrams.

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You get the new Star Trek.

 

*Inserts 20mm Depleted-Uranium Slug.*

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*Vending machine fires it back* :troll:

 

Gets AGN (active galactic nuclei) slugs. Improvements, buddy!

 

Inserts EADM.

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Gets an unidentified item.

 

*Inserts D12 Klingon Bird of Prey*

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Gets one sneaky bastard.

Inserts the Federation Typhoon Battleship.

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Gets it all over the damn place...and in the carpet.

Inserts Dr. McCoy.

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Out comes a golden apple. lolwut?

 

Inserts Steam.

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Get bullshit 24/7 for no reason because that's how steam works.

Inserts a plasma pistol.

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Gets a commercialized "holiday".

Inserts summer vacation.

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Gets EpicMealTime

 

Inserts a 50 cent coin

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