SF-O Vending Machine

[The Shaper]

*Gets a plasma sphere*

*Inserts an infinity symbol.*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets a DNA strand*

*Insert COMPLETE.GLOBAL.PENETRATION!*

[El Zorro de la Estrella]

* Gets a Wesker *

* Inserts T-Virus *

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets a Tyrant that imapels the user above*

*Inserts Link's "Stuff!"*

[jesseboyd7]

*Out comes Rupees!*

*Inserts a DVD rental box*

[Rusheo]

*Out comes Netflix*

*Inserts our Government*

[Prince Elite]

*receives it back, as the machine didn't want it."

*inserts incomplete data analysis*

[Rusheo]

*out comes the COmplete Data Analysis*

*Inserts History*

[jesseboyd7]

*Receives untaught lessons from the past*

*Inserts knowledge*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets it archived*

*Inserts T-Virus in Half life 2*

[Rusheo]

*Out comes HEAD CRABZ*

*inserts combine.*

[The Shaper]

*Gets quarantine zone*

*Inserts billboard*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets them places in the middle of nowwhere, so they serve no purpose(I actually saw those while in Nevada)*

*Inserts Force Palm*

[Rusheo]

*Out comes Aura Sphere*

*Inserts Rabies*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Out comes a rabid fox loaded for your face*

*Inserts a Black hawk*

[Rusheo]

*Out comes Smoke Signals*

*Inserts Native Americans*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Out comes the trail of tears*

*Out comes BSAA Far East Branch*

[Rusheo]

*Out comes the West Branch*

*Inserts X Grab my Y Meme*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*(The BSAA only ha s aNorth Amercian Branch, Europe Branch, Far East Branch, West Africa Branch, East Africa Branch, and a Middle East Branch) Gets a bunch of people using it for themselves*

*inserts a Toxin Tractor*

[jesseboyd7]

*Some how gets Mater (movie Cars) out*

*Inserts Lightning McQueen*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets an Abrams McQueen*

*Inserts JFK*

[Furygun81]

*Gets George Bush*

*inserts Pikachu from Pokemon*

[Rusheo]

*out comes a Thunderstone*

*inserts Samurott*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets a Human version of it with a Katana*

*Inserts Sluggma*

[Rusheo]

*Out comes a person covered in lava*

*Inserts Hot Tamales*