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Out comes explosions.

 

Inserts the Blade of Arah.

*Receives rusty butter knife*

 

*inserts 4Chan*

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Gets silliness and other..."things".

Inserts a piece of paper.

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You get a wagon... with no wheels.

 

Inserts Lightsaber.

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Gets someone collecting them.

Inserts the Ebon Hawk.

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*Vending machine shoots a BGM-109 Tomahawk*

 

*Inserts Lagiacrus Scale*

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*receives the power to turn off calculators by staring intently*

 

*inserts pic of strangely hot cosplay*

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Gets someone's groovy idea to make the Spork.

Inserts a buck-shot.

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*Receives a male deer corpse riddled with lead*

 

*Inserts roll of Mentos*

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Gets them bouncing off the Master Chief's visor.

Inserts Captain Kirk.

(I know the episdoe your avatar is from)

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You get Commander Kruge.

 

(lol "Klingon b****rds, you killed my son!)

 

*Inserts MA5B Assault Rifle*

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(you are actually wrong. That is a shot from the Original series. the episode is where there is a transporter malfunction and Kirk's personality is split in two. He remained with his good side, while his harsh, ruthless "evil" side was running a muck. They eventually put him back together after lots of wild goose chases through the ship. And Sulu and his landing party almost died of freezing to death.)

 

Gets the SMG that should have replaced its stupid ass.

 

Inserts a tiny pebble.

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(I wasn't trying to guess the episode. I knew it was from the original series, I was merely quoting one of the movies.)

 

You get a boulder.

 

*Inserts Klingon Disruptor Pistol*

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Gets it being outclassed by the Phaser type 2 hand weapon.

Inserts a plasma grenade.

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*receives plasma cells*
*Inserts a substitute teacher*

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Out comes students slacking off.

 

Inserts the Furry Fandom.

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Gets close minded people who fear it, and thus hate it for not undertsanding it.

Inserts a reeses cup pack of four.

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You get a bag of M&Ms.

 

*Inserts AK47*

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Out comes a tommy gun.

Insert Trackmania.

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Out comes cars flying everywhere and crazy race tracks.

 

Inserts a Night Fury dragon.

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*Get a Flamethrower*

 

*Inserts U-Boat*

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You get the Red October.

 

*Inserts insurrection in a can*

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Gets millions killed.

Inserts a bottle-neck tactic.

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Out comes redneck tactic. :troll:

 

Inserts StarFox 64.

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