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SF-O Vending Machine


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*I fall out of the vending machine with a N64*

 

*Inserts N64*

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You get a Gamecube.

 

*Inserts Covenant at War mod for Star Wars Empire at War*

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*Gets Master Chief*

 

*Inserts Kerbal Space Program*

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Gets Markiplier doing hilarious stuff ^_^

Inserts Happy Wheels.

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*receives crap version of Hot Wheel*

 

*inserts US Congress*

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Out comes [CENSORED]

 

Inserts Kirby.

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Gets pink silly putty.

 

Inserts a potato with 47 holes in it.

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Gets Glados trapped in another potatoes.

Inserts agent 47.

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You get... agent 007.

 

*Inserts Borg Nanoprobes*

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*Receives*...​WE ARE THE BORG. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS. WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

*inserts Captain Picard*

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*receives a pickaxe*

*inserts all the tea in China*

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You get a mob of angry Chinese people who want their tea back.

 

*Inserts loaded Mosin-Nagant Rifle*

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*You get an AK-47 loaded with 15 blanks... and a horde of zombie pandas!!!*

 

*Inserts a blue tail*

 

Lobo- :shock:  "Where'd you get that?!!"

 

Me- :nervous:  "Don't worry about it..."

 

Lobo: O_o ?!?

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*Out comes raging Krystal* :troll:

 

*Inserts orbital vehicle module*

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You get an ODST Orbital Drop Pod!

 

*Inserts Dr. Emmet Brown's Time Machine*

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Gets me traveling back in time and places mammals as a minor species, and turns humanity into a race of humanoid avian-reptile theropodish beings. (mammals suck)

Inserts a Snickers bar the size of a limousine-and will not melt either.

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You get a Butterfinger bar the size of a Semi-Truck, trailer included.

 

*Inserts the Reman Warbird Scimitar*

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Gets a Federation Typhoon-class battleship blowing it to smithereens.

Inserts an Undine Dreadnought.

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You get a random frigate.

 

*Inserts shirt button*

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Gets a insert underpants box.

Inserts a Dragon sword.

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You get... a dragon.

 

*Inserts UNSC Pillar of Autumn*

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Gets it smashing it obviuos bridge that sticks out smashed when it crash lands.

Inserts the Spirit of Fire.

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You get it being blown apart by the Covenant Fleet.

 

*Inserts tornado-in-a-can*

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*receives a can full of suction that doesn't compare to Lucas' prequel trilogy*

 

*inserts a has-been director with his script written in crayon*

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Gets Nostalgia Critic nitpicking it hilariously on youtube.

Inserts Nostalgia Critic...

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