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You get a Movie critic... I think.

 

*Inserts Anakin Skywalker*

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Out comes a podracer and Darth Vader's helmet.

 

Inserts Skyrim.

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You get Ulfric Stormcloak and General Tullius brawling.

 

*Inserts Darth Malgus (The most-visible evil Sith Lord in Star Wars: The Old Republic)*

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Get him being eventually assassinated since he loves being out in the open.

Inserts Darth Sion.

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You get the Jedi Exile who eventually kicks his arse.

 

*Inserts HK-47*

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Out comes a droid mind in a computer.

 

Inserts Gordon Freeman.

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*receives Morgan Freeman's evil twin*

 

*inserts gif*

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Gets me laughing my *** off.

Inserts Hot Fuzz.

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Gets a beer.

 

*Inserts Whiskey*

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Gets Cass from NEw Vegas gulping it down.

Inserts a hunting rifle with a scope.

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Gets moose head trophy.

 

Inserts Krystal.

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*Receives DevaintArt overload and a non-hentai pic*

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*Inserts orbital cannon gif*

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Gets aCovenant Assault carrier destroying it with plasma turrets, pulsel asers, plasma torpedos, and its pair of energy projector weapons.

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Inserts the Master Chief.

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*receives super soldier badassness beyond measure*

 

*inserts Constitution Class Starship*

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...What's that?

 

NCC-1701 is EVOLVING!

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NCC-1701 evolved into ALTERNATE TIMELINE ENTERPRISE!

 

Inserts Link.

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*Receives a hero with a sword and shield that can say, "Chaaaaa! Heeehaa! Zaaaaaat! Taaay! Huhaaaa!!!"*

 

*Inserts Khan Noonian Singh*

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You get Admiral James T. Kirk.

 

KIRK: Khan!!! Khan!!! Khan!!!

 

*Inserts NCC-1701-C USS Enterprise-C and a pair of Romulan Warbirds*

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Gets the War Birds some how losing despite the numerical difference.

Inserts Alduin.

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receives a stick of lit dynamite and a note saying "have fun"

 

inserts a cat 

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Gets it pawing at you to screw off xD

Inserts a snowball.

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You get a fireball.

 

*Inserts this:

 

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gets alot of bullet casings

 

inserts a leaf blower 

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receives the ghost busters theme song 

 

inserts a portal device

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