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gets a water hose

 

inserts a velocaraptor

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'Velocaraptor'? Well that's a new one. o3o Out comes a Tearex. :troll:

 

Inserts IPBoards.

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*Receives BP spill*

 

*Inserts Monty Python*

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*receives spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spammity spam, wonderful spam*

*Inserts a corrupt government*

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Gets majority of the Western World-and the U.N.

Inserts Russia.

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*Receives billions of 'in soviet Russia' jokes*

 

*Insert Disney buying Lucasfilm*

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Gets something related to Portal.

 

*Inserts Starkiller from The Force Unleashed series*

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*Receives Sam Witwer (tFUL, Smallville, BSG)*

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*Inserts Gameboy Pocket*

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Gets it replaced by the Gameboy advanced!

Inserts the Gameboy advanced SP.

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*Receives a Gameboy Advanced, with a goddamn light*

 

*Inserts Black Dynamite*

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Gets Japan screwing that animation in the *** with superior animation.

Inserts a Jar of Dirt.

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Out comes a potted plant.

 

Inserts BONK! Atomic Punch.

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You get... unconscious.

 

*Inserts Boba Fett*

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*Receives Jango Fett*

 

*Inserts a Battleship*

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*Receives a sh*t movie made from a board game starring that guy from John Carter.*

 

*inserts vodka*

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You get Whiskey.

 

*Inserts NCC-1701-A USS Enterprise-A, NX-2000 USS Excelsior, and a Klingon Bird-of-Prey that can fire while cloaked*

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Gets Undiscovered country.

Inserts the Genesis device.

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*Receives a tube filled with proto-matter*

 

*Inserts green lightsaber*

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*Out comes a whiny padawan from an alternate canon left for dead*

 

*Inserts USCSS-Prometheus*

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Gets silly mishaps happening all over the place.

Inserts the Sulaco.

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receives MAC gun about to fire

 

inserts robotic arm made of junk 

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Receives a multipurpose arms that can shoot rubber band projectiles at people.

Inserts Mister Anderson.

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