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*Receives some guy named Anderson*

 

*Inserts the Pillar of Autumn*

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Gets an exposed bridge module.

Inserts a Marathon heavy cruiser.

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You get a fleet of Covenant warships blasting it apart. Talk about overkill.

 

*Inserts overkill-in-a-can*

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*Receives shock-n-awe*

 

*Inserts Nintendo 3DS*

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Gets me being jealous that all the Pokemon games nowadays are on it instead of the Dsi -_-

Inserts Johnathan Archer.

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*Out comes a person I don't know =P *

 

*Inserts The Pyro*

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AH NAH MAH MO GAM NAM! (Receives a man with burning insanity)

 

*inserts Battleship Missouri* 

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Gets it being out-classed by everything modern.

Inserts a railgun.

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*Receives a high velocity meat grinder*

 

*Inserts Soul Calibur*

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receives a blade thats soaked with blood

 

inserts a tauntaun

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*Out comes a tauntaun fur coat*

 

*Inserts Windows Vista*

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Gets it being stepped on by Windows 7.

Inserts *ugh* Macintosh >.>

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*Receives evil mother-in-law*

 

*Inserts Pitt Bull*

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You get a bull, and he looks pissed. Oh, and he's charging straight for YOU. Good luck outrunning that.

 

*Inserts Disruptor Rifle*

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*Out comes a pile of ash. That was probably a red shirt.*

 

*inserts catapult*

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*receives catapult*

 

*inserts nuclear bomb*

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*Receives Castle Bravo at Bikini Atoll (look it up kids)*

 

*Inserts SFn64 Vemonian Attack Carrier*

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Out comes the Blue Marine.

 

Insert this song:

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You get your eardrums blown out.

 

*Inserts Klingon K'Vort-class Bird-of-Prey*

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*Receives the Duras Sisters*

 

*Inserts coins from Bowser's Casino/strip club* 

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*Out comes Peach dressed 'properly' to be in a Las Vegas night club. :P *

 

*inserts Jebediah Kerman*

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(Uh, Snes1993, that's "Duras Sisters")

 

You get a random person.

 

*Inserts a boot*

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(Uh, Snes1993, that's "Duras Sisters")

 

You get a random person.

 

*Inserts a boot*

 

Ah yes, my bad.

 

-

 

*Receives one boot with out a mate. I put it in my closet with no plan what so ever.*

 

*Inserts jetpack*

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You get Jango Fett.

 

*Inserts magazine of 7.62x51mm AP Ammo*

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