SF-O Vending Machine

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Out pops a Meriachi band playing soothing musicwhile you enjoy whatever it is you do ^^*

*inserts the song called "Mr. Blue Sky by electric light orchestra"*

[Rusheo]

*Out comes LAZERS*

*Inserts Harmonious music*

[jesseboyd7]

*Receives a Wedding invitation card?*

*Inserts Kool-Aid*

[The Shaper]

*Gets lemonade*

*Inserts cigars*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets Rebecca Chambers wisking them away saying they are bad fro your health*

*inserts a First-Aid Spray*

[jesseboyd7]

*Gets the complete set of First-Aid Kit*

*Inserts salt*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets a fizzling Slug and some Pepper as courtesy.*

*inserts PT-109*

[Rusheo]

*out comes a smaller boat*

*Inserts Shermans March*

[Scourge]

*out comes FIRE*

*inserts G-diffuser*

[TheRedFox8]

Out comes a bomb diffuser.

*inserts twenty-five cents*

[Scourge]

out comes 25 dollars

*inserts back in*

[TheRedFox8]

Out comes 25 Euros.

*inserts a bloody axe*

[Scourge]

*out comes Shadowmourne*

*inserts bloody sword*

[TheRedFox8]

*out comes an Englishman muttering something that sounds like "bloody sword"*

*inserts a red fox*

[Scourge]

*gets TheRedFox8*

*inserts random grain of sand*

[TheRedFox8]

You get a TF2 hat

*inserts a vending machine*

[Scourge]

*out comes VENDING MACHINE-CEPTION!

*places back in with startled look on face*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets....a mirror?*

*inserts a Humvee*

[Scourge]

*gets a macbook pro*

*inserts the ashes of a combination of a macbook pro and thermite*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets MOAB*

Inserts a B-2 Spirit Bomber*

[TheRedFox8]

You get Wahteeerrrr!

*puts in the Triforce of Courage*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets the assumption he'll return safely. That is until he is carried off by a Dinosaur and eaten alive*

*Inserts a SeaFood*

[TheRedFox8]

You get a blind dog

*inserts the quotient of five and zero*

[Vulvokunvrii]

*Gets a black hole* "You fool, don't divid by zerooooooooo!" *universe explodes*

*Inserts an Egg*

Edited September 16, 2011 by Reynard

[El Zorro de la Estrella]

Gets a velociraptor

Quickly inserts the velociraptor