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*Receives crap I can't describe verbally*

 

*Insert brown flavor*

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Out comes Chocolate Rain

 

Inserts a discontinues soda brand

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*Receives Hitler's brand Diet Reich*

 

*Inserts Glen Beck ass first*

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Receives a bass-ackwards news report

 

Inserts Hitler's lost childrens book, Mein Kamphy Chair.

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*Receives loads of computer crashing Hitler memes involving Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!*

 

*Inserts Playstation 4*

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You get a system that's already available for demo play at Gamestop here in Corpus Christi

 

Inserts an expired can of whop-ass

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*Receives Italy's army slogan*

 

*Inserts a gunless FPS Russia* 

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* Out comes the indian guy saying what a twist*

 

*Inserts canned bread*

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Out comes something you already referred to in a different thread, more or less.

 

Inserts Carl Johnson

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*Receives Final Fantasy MMMDCCCLXXXVIII*

 

*Inserts life-savings of fifty cents*

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Out comes a helluva load of money.

Insert Internet Explorer (I'd like to see where this one goes. :lol: )

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Out comes a anime girl from an IE-sympathizing attempt.

 

Inserts Endless Space's artbook.

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You get paper and a broken pencil because for some reason, you broke the art.

 

Inserts M&MMA

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  • 2 weeks later...

Out comes someone mumbling about something:

 

''Gentlemen...Our MP saw the PM this AM, and the PM wants more LCD from the PIB by tomorrow PM or AM at the best. I told the PM

that AM was not OK, so PMC tomorrow is AG NEM CON.'' (WTF?! :lol: )

 

Insert The G-Man from Half-Life.

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Out comes raging gmodders apparently.

 

Inserts Kan-o's (A cereal by Kano)

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Out comes Cornflakes.

 

Insert the number 9000.

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*Receives added rum goodness*

 

*Inserts zombie Boba Fett*

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Gets Death Troopers wanting their zombie back.

Inserts cyanide pill.

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Out comes arsenic.

Insert a week's worth of bottled farts.

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You get a good present for a naughty kid

 

Inserts Shao Kahn

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Out comes a FATALITY...

 

Insert your rage comics.

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You get LOL

 

Inserts an error message

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