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SF-O Vending Machine


Star_Dragon

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Gets an adult that never let go of that behavior

 

Inserts a block of obsidian

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Gets it evolving into a gaming company that butchers games that have potential.

Inserts EA games.

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Out comes a game... only 1/100 of it you need to buy the rest as DLC

 

Inserts Winter

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Gets "OMFG! It's too damn hot!!"

 

Inserts Kratos working at McDonalds. (He killed all the gods. what else is he supposed to do?)

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Gets people complaining about a half naked burly guy intimidating them as he sells the meals.

Inserts a snake scale.

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You get Solid Snake being sad because he can't check his weight anymore.

 

Inserts an angry guy swinging a cactus.

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Gets the cactus coming to life and beating his *** two days til sunday.

Inserts a Crystal skull.

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Out comes Indian Jones to save the day!

Insert A Triple Kill on the TF server.

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Gets people raging and wantign to ban you becasue you're better than them.

Inserts Arma 3.

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Out comes me unable to think of something to coem out of the machine.

Insert an obese Heavy. (Well, they all are, aren't they?)

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You get a rolling minigun ball man

 

Inserts a stick and a piece of coal

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You get peppermint flavored taffy

 

Inserts 8 blocks of cobblestone

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Out comes a rock.

Insert the Ender Dragon.

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You get a dragon egg to place on the pedestal you'd put a f*ck if you had one

 

Inserts 2 sticks and 3 iron ingots

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You get a big puddle of quick silver.

 

Inserts a book, 2 diamonds, and 4 blocks of obsidian

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Gets not that many gold back from selling it all.

Inserts a Relic beacon.

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Out comes A Relic Bacon.

 

Insert a bacon button:

 

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*Receives the smoked remains of Jar Jar Binks*

 

*Inserts Bill O'Reilly ass first*

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You get pure capsaicin extract

 

Inserts 8 wood planks and 1 diamond

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*Receives a personal starship fueled by wishful thinking*

 

*Inserts wedding photos of said wedding that never happened*

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