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Star_Dragon

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Gets a situation where even with pics, it STILL didn't happen.

 

Inserts 3 wheat, 2 sugar, 3 milk buckets, and an egg.

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Out comes a cake. (It's a lie, don't eat it)

Insert some Bass Antics:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUFnum7EowQ

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Out comes me flipping a table with rage because my speakers STILL don't work.

 

Inserts Goro eating Sweet Tarts

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*Receives the fat of a thousand worlds*

 

*Insert dead body of a clown*

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You get it shooting 5 shots before you need to reload it. (Resident Evil Logic)

 

Inserts 9 pieces of Lapis Lazuli.

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Out comes... A.. Lapiz Lauli block...? (I think so)

 

Insert DropBox.

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Outcomes a crate affected my gravity

 

Inserts minecraft pizza

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You get a pile of pixels in the form of post-it-notes

 

*inserts Atmospheric Deprivation Warhead*

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Gets it being banned by the United Nations of whatever.

Inserts David Tennant

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*Receives the urge to say, "I don't want to go"*

 

*Inserts Mr. Spock with sawed off shotgun*

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You get "Live long and prosper, motherf*cker."

 

Inserts a huge naturally generated floating island.

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Gets Australia.

Inserts a Subcontinent not safe for women.

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*Receives Manhattan* (see what I did there?)

 

*Inserts the cast of Fox and Friends ass first with their feet behind their heads*

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*Receives Manhattan* (see what I did there?)

 

*Inserts the cast of Fox and Friends ass first with their feet behind their heads*

(It was actually India. Women get Raped there a lot, and have very little influence.)

Gets a Mister Spock Eyebrown raise.

Inserts Captain Nemo.

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*Receives James Mason in Disney's rendition of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea*

 

*Inserts old Han Solo from 2015*

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Gets him being tired of doing movies, and focusing more on his nature stuff. (he is an environmentalist actually)

Inserts a polyjuice potion.

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Gets him being tired of doing movies, and focusing more on his nature stuff. (he is an environmentalist actually)

 

(Oh really? And here I thought he rode robot unicorns and punched demon cyclops for fun)

 

*Receives something I probably wouldn't drink in real life.*

 

*Inserts IG-88* 

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Gets all the Assassin Droid models being destroyed, except for one of their husks being reprogrammed to act as a bodyguard for a smuggler in the Star Wars Expanded universe, shortly after the IG's consciousness was extinguished with the second Death Star.

 

Inserts Dash Rendar.

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You get a video game whose environment loads too damn fast.

 

Inserts the band My Darkest Days.

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*Receives music I don't listen to*

 

*Inserts Kate Upton* 

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*Receives a ton of  blocked ifunny pictures*

 

*inserts a hub cap*

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*Receives a hopelessly rusted Ford Galaxy*

 

*Inserts Arwing halfway, stops, thinks about it and then inserts BlueMarine while taking Arwing home*

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Gets a Big-Lipped Alligator moment vehicle, since the Marine was in only one game and thankfully never seen again.

Inserts the StarFox 2 Arwing that could turn into a two legged walker unit.

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*Receives AT-PT with wielded on hang glider*

 

*Inserts 2 inch tall Mr. Spock and Chuck Norris fighting in a mason jar*

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