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*Out comes Thanix Cannon Array (ME2)*

 

*Inserts a watermelon, fox pelt, and faux red hair paint*

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*Receives flora shooting Railgun*

 

*Inserts Amnesia: Dark Decent*

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You get Stephano.

 

Inserts Ermac.

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*Receives Thor (Marvel) saying, "Sometimes I hear children cry. I feel nothing." *

 

*Inserts the booty of a thousand worlds (I can hear them coming, the trolls)*

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You get Goro trading in his Sweet Tarts for a bunch of gold ingots, apparently.

 

Inserts Kano

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*Gets green eggs and ham book by Dr Seuss*

 

*Inserts a tide pod* 

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*Receives a concentration camp for crabs*

 

*Inserts old street corner pay phone*

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*Out comes an open box.* You shouldn't have let Fidget open it you know.

 

*Inserts The Kestrel.*

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You get me thinking it's something else when it most likely is.

 

Inserts Cyrax

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Out comes Sektor. (Isn't Cyrax the yellow cyborg?)

Insert George Lucas. (Heh heh, love to see where this one goes)

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(Yes)

 

You get him challenging Micheal Bay to Mortal Kombat.

 

Inserts Quan Chi (I'm just going to start inserting Mortal Kombat characters until I have said all of them)

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You get a different medal.

 

Inserts Kenshi

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  • 3 weeks later...

*Out comes apparently a MK character*

 

*Inserts Steam Report button. Tell you what, insert a heck ton of it.*

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Gets Steam not giving a **** about their many bugs and glitches.

Inserts talk like a pirate day.

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You get the angry viking to whom that shield belongs to!

 

Inserts a quarter.

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Gets a JFK silver dollar winkign at you.

Inserts an M16A2.

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You get 5.56 NATO ammo!

 

Inserts Krystal's staff.

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Out comes a copy of StarFox Adventures.
Insert one of those new V6 engines they're using in Formula 1.

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Gets decent vehicles, but you should just settle with Ford.

Inserts Halo 4 :)

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