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Out comes a man-sized mobile peat plant.

 

Inserts a flock of noisy birds.

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Out comes a batch of chicken nuggets. In goes the comments section on PewDiePie videos.

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"The vending machine explodes, leaving behind a substantial collection of scrap material."

 

Inserts The Kestrel.

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Out comes fed Seamonkies. In goes a monocle.

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Out comes Bill Gates screaming at you like Mr. Resetti.

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In goes this

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Out comes a letter: "sorry StarWolf, that's not cut out for the talent show."]

 

Inserts Romulan disruptor.

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Out comes piggy jelly. In goes Starfox doing a play of "Don't hug me I'm scared".

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Out comes a tactical nuke, set to detonate the exact moment you touch it. In goes the new TMNT movie.

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Gets fans tisking their fingers, going "for shaaaaaame!"

Inserts Putin's ****ing face.

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Out comes his rod. In goes the charred remains of geoprimedonna.

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Out comes me. In goes sfx64.com

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Out comes LFD. In goes me!

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Out comes fried penguin. In goes a bacon cheeseburger shotgun. 'Murica!

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Out comes Nyan Cat. In goes Peanut Butter Gamer.

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Out comes a porn star. In goes a Saturn V rocket, which was used in the Apollo space missions.

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Out comes the Dragon v2 manned spacecraftt.

 

Inserts SpaceShipOne.

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Out comes piggy jelly. In goes Windows 2000.

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