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SF-O Vending Machine


Star_Dragon

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You get a really shitty Internet Browser.

 

*Inserts Reman bird-of-prey*

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Out comes a Booka

8-booka.jpgRun, run, Booka!

Inserts na ocarina used by Ninten in Mother 1 (ha! take that, Link!).

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*Out comes the old Steinway reproducing piano that I learned to play on as a kid, and you're flattened into a pancake. Tends to happen when you have a 2-ton hunk of wood hurtle down a giant chute. 

 

*in goes pancaked Geo and bits of the old piano.

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You get blood, guts, and shredded wood.

 

*Inserts Chuck Norris*

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Out comes a Landmaster. In goes Giygas (final boss in Mother 1 and 2 aka source of pure evil!).

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Out comes hot gas.

 

In goes lamp.

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You get a torch!

 

*Inserts DVD*

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You get an iPod Nano.

 

*Inserts Alduin*

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You get Megatron!

 

*Inserts Mogai Heavy Warbird*

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You get a baked potato!

 

*Inserts Scimitar*

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You get a burned-out paradise!

 

*Inserts MA5B Assault Rifle*

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You get SHITTY GRAPHICS.

 

*Inserts an MP5K*

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You get an Apple!

 

*Inserts Army Boots*

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Out comes Adrian Shepard from Half-Life: Opposing Force.

Insert a Steam sig.

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