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Out comes a refund, cos that Play Coin isn't compatible with these old arcade machines.
Insert Matt Groening.

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Out comes the final Simpsons episode. In goes all the fandoms of the internet, blended into a smoothie.

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Gets a sensory overload and has a bloody nose.

Inserts a yellow apple fruit.

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*Receives an orange colored bandicoot*

 

*Inserts George W. Bush hip first*

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Gets a silly piece of pork-chop.

Inserts his father feet first.

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You get Pigma!

 

*Inserts Union Depository*

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You get a Camping Trip!

 

*Inserts Death Glider*

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Out comes Blaze.

Insert a Wii U.

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Out comes a self-destructing device FUBAR'd in the system/wide-area-network transfer/comm protocol permissions.

...Wait. That's still a WiiU.

 

Inserts Advanced Obelisk Carrier.

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Out comes Bill Gates.

In goes Mashahiro Sakurai Mashpotato Samurai.

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Out comes a film about bumbling zombies and rancid creatures of the night.
Insert the Angry Birds pencil case I use at school.

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Gets normal Link murdering that little bugger in his sleep.

Inserts Falco Lombardi's blaster.

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Out comes the Landmaster. In goes a large pizza with mushrooms and olives.

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You get bread sticks!

 

*Inserts Mr. House*

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Out comes everything anyone with Norwegian citizenship has touched with their feet.

 

In goes my good friend, Ericsson.

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Out comes nothing, the chip bag got stuck. Poor bastard. Inserts 2-5 inches of snow.

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Out comes Paul Bateman with an ax.

 

In goes half of Uzbekistan.

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