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SF-O Vending Machine


Star_Dragon

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You get half a country.

 

*Inserts Ragnarov Titan*

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Out comes Humphrey Bogart.

 

In goes one of my hats.

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You get Windows Media Player!

 

*Inserts Black Sun*

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Out comes a burnt marshmallow.

 

In goes a glass eye.

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You get a glass shard!

 

*Inserts pen*

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Out comes a squid.

 

In goes Benito Mussolini's left big toe.

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Out comes the elusive jackalope, worth 280 XP.

 

In goes a Moonraker laser.

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You get a disruptor!

 

*Inserts Obsidian Katana*

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Out comes the Strange Great Sword.

 

In goes Cher.

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Out comes leche flan.

 

In goes my friend Andrew's aviators.

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You get Far Cry 4!

 

*Inserts empty can of Cola*

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Out comes a full glass of urine.

 

In goes a Minotaur.

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You get a Cow!

 

*Inserts Wrench*

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You get a Pepsi!

 

*Inserts Tuvok*

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Out comes Assassin's Creed: Unity.

 

In goes my friend Thomas's red shirt.

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Out comes a Starfleet service enlistment file.

 

Inserts 40 topkeks

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Out comes nothing. The vending machine needs to be refilled.

 

*refills machine with various things in my basement

 

In goes one of my broken computer mouses.

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