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Destroys emp by kicking him into space therefor he implodes

So I get killed by horribe pixelated graphics?

Kills the user above by Locking him in a windowless room with a YMIR mech and YOU done have any weapons

no rey you get stabbed by many swords then devoured by chaos

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Having an object thrown at your shoop mouth makes you swallow your laser which destroys you from the inside.

Destroys emp by kicking him into space therefor he implodes

Jokes on you, Zero-Two can survive very well in space.

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Oops. I seem to have dropped my lighter on your highly flammable hat. Oh and it was on.

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Dips you in hot carmel, then tethers you to a pole so it hardens, fianlly ending with a public diplay of you in a candy field trip for kids, only no one but me and the men who preformed the deed know that you are an actual person encased said caramel.

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I sneak up behind Reynard, press a Golan Arms FC1 Flechette Gun into his back, pull the trigger, and cackle as you go flying into a wall. If the shot or the impact doesn't kill you, the poisoned flechettes certainly will. I'm not too picky in my kills.

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I grab you, forcfully make you swallow a tracking beacon, and then have Military command vapaorize you from orbit with a space laser. Due to having it's targeting beacon in your body, you won't bebale tyo hide. If you dont get killed by the laser, the BSAA North American Branch, Far East Branch, Oceania Branch, European Branch, West African Branch, East African Branch, and Middle East Brnach will hunt you down.

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Oh look, Reynard! A plane is here for you! Now you can fly off to safety and-

Oh wait. Nevermind. A nuke went off in your face.

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I grab a flame thrower and I burn you alvie with it until you're a charred corpse of dust.

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I'm bored. I vaporize Reynard with a Klingon Disruptor.

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I tether you to the end of a patrol boat and let Uroburos Irving eat you.

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I put you in the duel between these three:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-LY536TDL0&feature=related

If the lightsabers don't kill you, the farts certainly will.

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I throw you in a Nuclear test site in a HAZMAT suit that has a hole in it.

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(YOu cant buy anything when you dont have money)

I use the Galaxy gun and blow your solar system into nothingness.

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Noit anymore. The Galaxy gun can move and jump into lightspeed (its from StarWars), I can just simply go somewhere else and carve out a home for my men and I-literally if I have to.

Infects the user above's water, food and air supply with Forced Evolutionary Virus so it kills them very painfully.

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Loads you in a Man-cannon from the circus and launches you high speed into a brick wall.

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I gas Reynard to death... with more farts.

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