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I take out an M99 ECS Anti-Material Rifle and Snipe Reynard's head off.

[uT2K4 Knightmare Voice] I'll swallow your soul! [/uT2K4 Knightmare Voice]

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Ties the Star_Dragon down and forces him to watch batman and robin.

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I assassinate Reynard from above with the hidden blade.

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After recovering I shoot you in the heart with the Hidden Gun.

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Grabs you and pushes your fiercly into a series of closely clustered wall spikes.

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I beat Reynard to death with a Halogen Light.

(lol UT2K4 Junk War!)

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I give Star_Dragon a Hershey bar, which explodes once he puts it in his mouth. :o

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I grab the sharp end of a flagpole, force you to the ground and ram it through your chest until it digs into the dirt, and stand proudly.

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I beat Reynard to death with aforementioned flagpole.

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Grabs the user above, forcebly stuffs him in a coffin, seals it shut, nails it and bolts it down and then throws it off into the grand canyon. then Calls in a B-52 to drop all of its payload just to make sure you're dead. then burns whatever is left with fire.

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Any tree can drop an apple.

I'LL DROP THE FREAKING MOON!

*Jumps to the moon and make gravity fail all the way there*

*Moon falls on above poster*

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You know the song, Stalin alive?

You are nmow the exact opposite

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Oders Frank Horrigan to pull you apart into two pieces while you're still alive.

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I explode Reynard's head with an M80.

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Volxemort points his womb and shits "ABRA KEDABRA"

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*Blasts Reynard apart with four pounds of C4*

... Memo: Four pounds of C4 may be a little... *rock drops on helmet, clatters to ground* ... Excessive.

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I get Kyle Katarn to teleport Star_Dragon to a different universe and then destroy the universe.

What? He can do that.

NSFW'd it because although the page itself is safe for work, some of the pages it links to aren't. At work, you can click on the link, just don't follow any on the page.

Also, the random and totally true Kyle Katarn fact is encouraged to be edited everyday. Go ahead and change it to something funnier if you wish.

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Captures you and delivers you to a reaper to be indoctrinated and stripped of your being.

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I hack Reynard to death with a Sharpie pen.

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Locks you in a small cage with a Ravenous Deathclaw within it, allowing it to devour and maim you while you are still alive.

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I stab Reynard to death with a pencil.

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