Star_Dragon Posted November 6, 2011 Author Share Posted November 6, 2011 I take out an M99 ECS Anti-Material Rifle and Snipe Reynard's head off. [uT2K4 Knightmare Voice] I'll swallow your soul! [/uT2K4 Knightmare Voice] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Ties the Star_Dragon down and forces him to watch batman and robin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygun81 Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I assassinate Reynard from above with the hidden blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Looks up at the user and Aura Spheres him into the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygun81 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 After recovering I shoot you in the heart with the Hidden Gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Grabs you and pushes your fiercly into a series of closely clustered wall spikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 I beat Reynard to death with a Halogen Light. (lol UT2K4 Junk War!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Yoshi Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I give Star_Dragon a Hershey bar, which explodes once he puts it in his mouth. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I grab the sharp end of a flagpole, force you to the ground and ram it through your chest until it digs into the dirt, and stand proudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 I beat Reynard to death with aforementioned flagpole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 YOU GOT SNAKED SON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Grabs the user above, forcebly stuffs him in a coffin, seals it shut, nails it and bolts it down and then throws it off into the grand canyon. then Calls in a B-52 to drop all of its payload just to make sure you're dead. then burns whatever is left with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xidphel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Any tree can drop an apple. I'LL DROP THE FREAKING MOON! *Jumps to the moon and make gravity fail all the way there* *Moon falls on above poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 You know the song, Stalin alive? You are nmow the exact opposite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Oders Frank Horrigan to pull you apart into two pieces while you're still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted November 9, 2011 Author Share Posted November 9, 2011 I explode Reynard's head with an M80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Volxemort points his womb and shits "ABRA KEDABRA" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Grabs a Zx-76 shotgun and shreds you to pieces with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 *Blasts Reynard apart with four pounds of C4* ... Memo: Four pounds of C4 may be a little... *rock drops on helmet, clatters to ground* ... Excessive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygun81 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I get Kyle Katarn to teleport Star_Dragon to a different universe and then destroy the universe. What? He can do that. NSFW'd it because although the page itself is safe for work, some of the pages it links to aren't. At work, you can click on the link, just don't follow any on the page. NSFW WARNING http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/God Also, the random and totally true Kyle Katarn fact is encouraged to be edited everyday. Go ahead and change it to something funnier if you wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Captures you and delivers you to a reaper to be indoctrinated and stripped of your being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 I hack Reynard to death with a Sharpie pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Locks you in a small cage with a Ravenous Deathclaw within it, allowing it to devour and maim you while you are still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 I stab Reynard to death with a pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 I gag you with the pencil's eraser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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