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Star_Dragon

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I I lock you in a gas chamber and flood said chamber with ultra sonic sound so I burst your brain.

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( I can simply eat something else)

Throws you into a space ship bound for an alien planet filled with hungry dinosaurs.- with nothing but the clothes on your back.

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I kill Reynard with a teacup.

(cookie to the one who gets the reference)

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Exterminatus, its the only way to be sure.

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I beat Reynard to death with a cell phone.

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I skewer Reynard on a stick.

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I strangle you to death with a belt.

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Turns you into minerals for BREKFAAST! (T Rex alan reference xD)

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Smakxcs your face clean off your head with a piece of medium rare stake.

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*Beats Reynard to death with a bag of Doritos*

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Beats the user above the head to death with Half life ep 3-a game that was never meant to be.

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Hugs the user tightly and stabs them ib the heart with my chestspike.

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I produce a disc shaped device and place it on your chest, siad device starts beeping, and there is a light in th sky...followed by more and more....

Congats, you have just been hit by Mini Nuke Missiles from Space. (Yeah, I'm Fallout Oriented...lol)

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I ram Reynard to death with a shopping cart.

EDIT: I ram him again to make sure he's dead.

EDIT AGAIN: I ram him a few more times to make ABSOLUTELY SURE he's dead.

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I smash the user in the ribs crushing his lungs with a metal pole

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