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I destroy Star_Dragon by repeatedly hitting him with a spoon.

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Waits for Fury to open the door to where he lives to come outside, only to mercilessly gun him down in a torrent of Minigun fire until he his body is unmoving and filled with holes.

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Murders Reynard with carefully constructed prose about how much the Enclave Sucks

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Sneaks up behind BallisticWaffles and shoots him in the back of the head point-blank with Guass Rifle.

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*Gives the order to orbitally bombard Reynard's location with antimatter bombs.*

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Orders Frank Horrigan to lift you up and tear all of your limbs off while you;re still alive and leave you to die by massive blood loss and pain beyond fathom.

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Commands above user's flesh to be burned and frozen off simoultainiously while having each finger and toe torn off by a horse... And then whrn out of fingers and toes to be tossed in a hole with the Black Knight ( you know what movie im refering to =_=)

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(No I dont)

Strips the user down naked and throws him out the airlock into space, so they may sufficate in the viod of space.

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(Monty Python???)

I take Reynard and make a stir fry with him. Surely if someone made a stir fry with you being one of the ingredients you'd die... Right?

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Forcibly sticks him in a coffin, nails it shut, and slides it into a large vat of acid, where it and you would dissolve into nothingness.

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I gut Reynard with a butterknife.

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I saw Reynard to death with a comb

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I use a Backstab and end you. :)

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slashes the user in half then does a kick and kicks their remains into a grave smashing their grave with Twin Comet

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I am sad but I just get up, brush myself off and destroy you with a Roundhouse to the Temple.

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Punches the user down and then purposly falls onto the user, crushing his skeleton with my Advanced Power Armor's weight.

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Conks the user out with a bat and throws his K.O'd body into a volcano

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I use my Ghost of a body and suffocate you.

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Sneaks up behind you and pushes you into a pit full of pungie sticks.

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Presses the truth out of the user like they did to the salem witches you get crushed by the stone tablet

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Uses a Ripper and saws the user's ballz off, allowing blood and guts to flow uncontrolably everwhere.

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Ties the user to a truck and drives the truck into a walmart

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