Xidphel Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Pooh backwards is Hoop. Like hula hoops, right?... Hula was invented in Hawaii. Hawaii was once part of an Asian country. Japan is in Asia ... Japan was nuked ... Microwaves also nuke ... Microwave ... Micro! Micro means very small, like the chances I have of getting a date. Date ... A calendar often tells dates. Calendars also often have pictures. Mostly pictures of puppies. Puppies grow up to be dogs. Like hot dogs! The best hot dogs are found in New York. New York has the Yankees. The Yankees fought the Confederates. The Dukes of Hazard had a Confederate flag on their car. Hazard ... the word has a Z. Z's normally signify sleeping. Sleeping leads to dreams. In some dreams you're flying ... flying like a plane. The Wright Brothers flew the first plane. And they were brothers. Like the show Band of Brothers. That series was about a war. And about WWII! WWII had Nazis. And Hitler. Hitler spelled backwards is Reltih, which makes no sense. Sense, like SPIDER SENSE. Spider-Man used spider sense to fight the Green Goblin. Green, green was the color used by Sailor Jupiter in that one cartoon. Jupiter ... Jupiter has moons! Like Callisto. Callisto was also a gun in the game Perfect Dark. Dark ... Moon ... Jupiter. Winnie the Pooh is from the dark side of Jupiter's moon, Callisto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 That's awesome XD, I gotta tell that to my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 and here i tought it was from a bear that served the british in world war one. Man am i dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 That's cool. I liked the one where Rugrats was actually about Angelica's schizophrenia and Stu's depression driving him to build toys for the child he lost. I should go find that one, quite the interesting story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedFox8 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 I have one explaining why firetrucks are red. Newspapers are read too Two and two is four Four and eight is twelve There are twelve inches in a ruler Queen Mary was a ruler The Queen Mary sailed the seven seas There are fish in the seas The fish have fins The Finns fought the Russians The Russians wore red And that's why firetrucks are red because they are all rushin' too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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