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Winnie the Pooh's origins:


Xidphel

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Pooh backwards is Hoop. Like hula hoops, right?... Hula was invented in Hawaii. Hawaii was once part of an Asian country. Japan is in Asia ... Japan was nuked ... Microwaves also nuke ... Microwave ... Micro! Micro means very small, like the chances I have of getting a date. Date ... A calendar often tells dates. Calendars also often have pictures. Mostly pictures of puppies. Puppies grow up to be dogs. Like hot dogs! The best hot dogs are found in New York. New York has the Yankees. The Yankees fought the Confederates. The Dukes of Hazard had a Confederate flag on their car. Hazard ... the word has a Z. Z's normally signify sleeping. Sleeping leads to dreams. In some dreams you're flying ... flying like a plane. The Wright Brothers flew the first plane. And they were brothers. Like the show Band of Brothers. That series was about a war. And about WWII! WWII had Nazis. And Hitler. Hitler spelled backwards is Reltih, which makes no sense. Sense, like SPIDER SENSE. Spider-Man used spider sense to fight the Green Goblin. Green, green was the color used by Sailor Jupiter in that one cartoon. Jupiter ... Jupiter has moons! Like Callisto. Callisto was also a gun in the game Perfect Dark. Dark ... Moon ... Jupiter. Winnie the Pooh is from the dark side of Jupiter's moon, Callisto!

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and here i tought it was from a bear that served the british in world war one. Man am i dumb!

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That's cool. I liked the one where Rugrats was actually about Angelica's schizophrenia and Stu's depression driving him to build toys for the child he lost. I should go find that one, quite the interesting story.

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I have one explaining why firetrucks are red.

Newspapers are read too

Two and two is four

Four and eight is twelve

There are twelve inches in a ruler

Queen Mary was a ruler

The Queen Mary sailed the seven seas

There are fish in the seas

The fish have fins

The Finns fought the Russians

The Russians wore red

And that's why firetrucks are red because they are all rushin' too.

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