The TF2 Drinking Game

[Xidphel]

(Note: Xidphel, TF2, Steam, Valve and SFO do not condone drinking games. This game has been known to kill people. Do not attempt to play this game as you will make your team lose.)

Drinking game for Team Fortress 2

• Take a shot when a medic ubers a spy.
  
  • Two if the medic's on your team.
    
  • Three if you're the spy.
    

  [*]Take a shot when a pyro airblasts you off the map.

  [*]Take a shot when you're killed by a sniper.

  • Two if you're killed by the sniper for the first time.
    

  [*]Take a shot whenever someone complains there are too many/too few of the wrong classes on the team.

  [*]Take a shot when you're killed by a random crit.

  • Two if it's not an explosive.
    

  [*](For competitive players) Take a shot when your teammates rage or complains about something.

  [*]Take a sip every time you feel you're going to punch something.

  [*]Finish the glass when you die of fall damage.

  [*]Take a drink whenever anyone on the server finds a hat.

  [*]Take a drink when someone micspams.

  [*]Take a shot when an enemy Heavy/Medic pair camps in front of your spawn.

  • Take another shot if you have to go Demo to get rid of them.
    
  • Take a third if your entire team is stuck in spawn.
    

  [*]Take a shot for every RED sentry after the second in a given area.

  [*]Take a shot if a Pocket Medic refuses to heal you.

As a Scout:

• Take a shot when you run into a random area and instantly killed by a sentry you didn't know was there.
  

As a Soldier:

• Take a shot when a medic ubers you when you are out of loaded rockets.
  
• Take a shot when you get killed in the middle of a Rocket Jump.
  
  • Two if it was the jump itself that killed you.
    

  [*]Take a shot if a Pyro reflects a rocket at point-blank range.

  • Finish the drink if it was a crocket.
    

As a Pyro:

• Take a shot when you run out of flamethrower ammunition.
  
• Take a shot when an ignited Spy keeps running along casually as if his cover wasn't blown.
  
  • Take another three if he actually succeeds in backstabbing someone afterwards.
    

  [*]Take a shot when you fail to kill a Heavy with the Axtinguisher.

As a Demoman:

• Take a shot when you kill yourself with your own explosives.
  
• Using the Eyelander, take a shot if you die immediately after obtaining 4 heads.
  
• Take a shot if your shield charge is interrupted by a Pyro's airblast.
  

As a Heavy:

• Take a shot when you're backstabbed.
  
  • Two if the person was disguised as your medic.
    

  [*]Finish the drink if you do better just running around with the Fists of Steel than playing Heavy properly.

As an Engineer:

• Take a shot when a spy makes an attempt to Telefrag you.
  
  • Two if he's successful.
    

  [*]Take a shot when someone else beats you to the ammo crate.

  [*]Take a shot if you had to play Engineer because the other Engies on your team are using the Gunslinger.

As a Sniper:

• Take a shot when you miss a heavy.
  
  • Two if he's spun up his gun.
    

  [*]Take two shots if a Spy tries to backstab you with the Razorback equipped.

  [*]Take a shot if you get counter-sniped.

As a Medic:

• Take a shot if your patient fails to notice you're in danger.
  
• Take three shots if you uber your patient and they don't move forward.
  
• Take a shot if your patient was a Spy who backstabs an ally with your help.
  
  • Finish the drink if you accidentally uber an enemy Spy.
    

As a Spy:

• Take a shot when you get killed by someone you didn't notice.
  
  • Take two shots if it was another Spy.
    

  [*]Take a shot when you run around a corner and bump into a Pyro.

  [*]Take two shots when you run around a corner and bump into the person you're disguised as.

  • Take one more if you're not even the same class they are.
    

[Milkyway64]

"Take a shot if a Pyro reflects a rocket at point-blank range.

Finish the drink if it was a crocket."

This is redundant because reflected rockets become minicrits, which if they kill you have the crit kill icon. There's no way to tell which is which at point blank as they are equally likely to kill you.

"Take a shot when you're backstabbed.

Two if the person was disguised as your medic."

Another one that's absolutely impossible to tell.

[Thu'um]

i can't drink :/

["User"]

i can't drink

Anyone can drink, whether you're legally allowed to or not is a different matter of course.

[Thu'um]

Anyone can drink, whether you're legally allowed to or not is a different matter of course.

no, alcohol evaporates in my mouth user :rolleyes: